A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

For the last year I've been at Stanford University as a student and I've had time to read the newspaper.

I live in New York and I was only there for 2 weeks all last year.

You don't have to worry about what happened last year; you can start fresh.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.