A true capitalist is a thieving son-of-a-bitch, and a true socialist is an ignorant asshole. In between there are misanthropes like me.

I learned a long time ago that these so-called adults are just tall children. There’s never been a king, president or Pope who hasn’t thought, if not said, “If the fools only knew.”

To be poor in a rich country is difficult, but it’s nice to know that there are millions like me who are willing to make it happen for them.

Americans have this habit of bragging about the US being a democracy, but they seem to want to dodge the responsibility for what America does. Why is that?

Whatever games I play with fools, I play no games with my friends and Bob Miller; here I deal with honesty and truth.

I would be better off alone on Mars than here on Earth. My middle name should be, Ambivalent, because everyone I meet ends up with a bad case of it.