A truly happy woman drives some men and almost every other woman absolutely crazy

No one but me ever put a hand on me to feel that baby. No one wanted to put his ear against it and listen...You shouldn't have a baby if there's no one who wants to feel it kick or listen to it move.

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run

A good woman is worth, if she were sold, the fairest crown that's made of purest gold

Take away the makeup, flashy cars, bling bling, fancy hairdo, and name brand apparel,.. If whats left is a happy, beautiful, and positive person inside, then you are doing something right. I feel really bad for you if all those material things you have is the reason why you can smile.