A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.
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So they can come through quick, grab them and go.
DIANNE SMITH What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!
RICK YANCEY Life is a grab.... own it!
RICARDO ALONSO Usually, it's the grab shots that I like. You really just have to have the camera at all times.
DANE HANSEN Life is a grab of chance.... own it!
RICARDO ALONSO I'm going to ask somebody to grab those two water bottles against the wall and move them out of the ...
ALLISON BARBER When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT I'd grab the camera and tell people what to do, and when I was 14, someone told me that it was c...
GUILLERMO DEL TORO Its not enough to just own a camera. Everyone owns a camera. To be a photographer you must understan...
MARK DENMAN I started messing around with the family 8mm camera or a borrowed VHS camera so I could make my own ...
RICHARD KING We were our own worst enemy. We killed ourselves with turnovers.
BRANDON KRESS Or you can e-mail a compressed version of the image as an attachment for quick viewing, but keep the...
JEFF LENGYEL We were our own worst enemy. We could have taken this one.
BRANDON KRESS There was, and still is, much stigma surrounding the reporting of a UFO. Policemen especially, who h...
PETER GEREMIA We have our own script. We have our own calendar. We represent the greatness of Africa's past. W...
MELES ZENAWI The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.
SUSAN SONTAG The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.
SUSAN SONTAG Glass is the world's worst spy camera. If you want to surreptitiously take photos, I would not u...
ASTRO TELLER In Japan, full-time homemakers have no economic power of their own, and they socially lead a faceles...
NATSUO KIRINO So actually we didn't have any contacts with UFO organizations. It was all strictly government.
BETTY HILL A person is his own worst enemy.
SOURCE UNKNOWN We keep it as anonymous as we can.
DOUGLAS MURPHY One would think that if you're anonymous, you'd do anything you want, but groups have their own sens...
JOHN ALLEN What offends me the most when I hear criticisms about this so-called Africa bias is how quick we are...
FATOU BENSOUDA Either you own your time or the rest of the world will grab it from you.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN [ELIZABETH TOWNSHIP-] I didn't know what it was first time I saw it, ... My fiancé pulled up about ...
BROOKE ADAMS A man's own reflection is his worst enemy.
FATHOM My dream concept is that I have a camera and I am trying to photograph what is essentially invisible...
LEONARD NIMOY Why, she wondered, do we always reserve our worst hatred for our own?
DONNA WOOLFOLK CROSS There is no UFO and also there is no alien..
at least not in common minds and references.
TOBA BETA If you want to be sure about something unusual like alien and UFO, then you have to think about it f...
TOBA BETA If I tell you that I have seen the alien, you won't believe me, or at least you will ask for my expl...
TOBA BETA The day when the alien invade planet earth, human civilization will experience chaos. The first thin...
TOBA BETA As long as we think that the animal races were lower than us and were not a form of civilizations, o...
TOBA BETA If you really want to see the alien, then I will tell you how they can be seen.
First, you will have...
TOBA BETA You can not coerce common people to believe in alien existence.
The best effort you can do is to hav...
TOBA BETA If somebody asks whether you believe in the alien existence, we can answer 'Yes, I do'.
If the guy a...
TOBA BETA I'm my own worst critic.
JEANIE COOPER The Worst thing
you can do to someone
is it to pity on them...
KEERTHI RADHAKRISHNA JALIGAM AOL just zoomed by Prodigy, ... Prodigy has to differentiate itself to grab a piece of the market th...
MARK THOMPSON [ELIZABETH TOWNSHIP-] I didn't know what it was first time I saw it, ... My fiancé p...
BROOKE ADAMS [ELIZABETH TOWNSHIP-] I didn't know what it was first time I saw it, ... My fiancŽ ...
BROOKE ADAMS I learned a quick lesson: There's no substitute for your own research.
DOUGLAS ROBERTS People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a g...
BILL HICKS The film camera's ability to physically move through space, not zoom through space - every time ...
ATOM EGOYAN Man is his own worst enemy.
CICERO The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.
SUSAN SONTAG Mornings are very beautiful. But daily same routine i.e. you rise up and grab a quick breakfast, tak...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA It's a joke. The city of Key West is its own worst enemy.
JOHN JONES The worst superstition is to consider our own tolerable.
DORIS LESSING It's so hard to pin anything down. A cougar or puma is like a UFO with four feet.
JOHN LUTZ We didn't even bring a camera.
BETTY MONTGOMERY Want a sugar cube? [...] They're supposed to be for the horses, but who cares? They've got years to ...
SUZANNE COLLINS If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... For HP, a camera is a camera is a camera, ... The goal for HP is to sell more printers.
CHRIS CHUTE I happen to be privileged enough to be in on the fact that we have been visited on this planet, and ...
EDGAR MITCHELL The endangered gray nurse shark is its own worst enemy.
GUAN XUEBIN In The End, Humans Will Become Humans Own Worst Enemy.
CHRIS MENTILLO We seem to be our own worst enemies. We should require critical U.S. infrastructure to remain in U.S...
DUNCAN HUNTER anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE By the time we got a camera it was gone,
BROOKE ADAMS I don't believe in the UFO mythology but I find it fascinating. Episodically, I find it fascinating.
KEN MACLEOD I mean, if I were a guy, looking to pay a girl to wank
me off, I wouldn’t walk in the room an...
GILLIAN FLYNN There is a part of me that still wants to go out and grab a backpack and unplug - not take a cellpho...
EMILIO ESTEVEZ Very often we are our own worst enemy as we foolishly build stumbling blocks on the path that leads ...
LOUIS BINSTOCK We were our own worst enemy at times. We put ourselves in position to win but put them on the line t...
PERRY WATSON I was pleased with our patience and discipline on offense. Montpelier is quick and physical, but we ...
AL STEWART There were three motives that brought invaders crossing the oceans to discover America. Those were g...
TOBA BETA Regarding alien and UFO sightings,
it is less about 'where' and 'when' to find.
It is more about 'ho...
TOBA BETA To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the
existence of UFOs as there i...
GEORGE CARLIN I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK I'd like to own a movie camera - a proper one, with film, not a digital thing. Celluloid has mor...
STEPHEN REA (The quick set) was flowing real well. If we needed a point, we could go to the quick set and get on...
LYNDSAY MILLER My own eyes are no more than scouts on a preliminary search, for the camera's eye may entirely c...
EDWARD WESTON The worst tyrants are those which establish themselves in our own breasts.
WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
DALE ADAMS If you can get away with it, go for it. We were short-cutting a lot of times and our guys were comin...
MIKE DUNLEAVY When they're photographed with their kids, they're never posing or using the kids as props. Some cel...
GWYNETH PALTROW A camera teaches you how to see without a camera.
DOROTHEA LANGE I'm my own worst critic and I think everyone in the band is a perfectionist.
ADAM JONES I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN Again, we were our own worst enemy. Again, it wasn't a lot of fun. We are just not taking care of th...
BOBBY HUMPHRIES Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.
RUDYARD KIPLING Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are your own fears
RUDYARD KIPLING We have this idea of perfection that is so unrealistic. We are our own worst enemy. No one is notici...
EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI Shame works like the zoom lens on a camera. When we are feeling shame, the camera is zoomed in tight...
BRENé BROWN The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have.
CRAIG GROESCHEL We used to play the underground clubs like the UFO, and Middle Earth, and they were great because th...
ALVIN LEE The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.
DOROTHEA LANGE The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.
DORTHEA LANGE We don't swim for the attention. We don't swim to be rock stars. There is something beautifu...
AARON PEIRSOL I sing about UFOs and extraterrestrials, and so I designed a UFO fashion. It includes science-fictio...
NINA HAGEN Shootouts. We decided a camera on the ice would pose too much interference.
ADAM ACONE When it comes to investing, you are your own worst enemy.
BARRY RITHOLTZ We set the tone early. We wanted to be able to grab the lead and play a solid 60 minutes.
PAUL JERRARD I think the camera was always my obsession, the camera movements. Because for me it's the most i...
DARIO ARGENTO I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE Ironically, the only way to see clearly is to stand at a distance. You might be focused, but that do...
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