[A war] is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong… Don’t bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.