Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time ...
KARL KRAUS Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?
KARL KRAUS I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.
KARL KRAUS Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.
KARL KRAUS Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.
KARL KRAUS Squeeze human nature into the straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear.
KARL KRAUS No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.
KARL KRAUS How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they...
KARL KRAUS Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower.
KARL KRAUS Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy.
KARL KRAUS Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is ...
KARL KRAUS Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come i...
KARL KRAUS The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations fr...
KARL KRAUS Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.
KARL KRAUS Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
KARL KRAUS A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
KARL KRAUS Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
KARL KRAUS Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the fo...
KARL KRAUS The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
KARL KRAUS When a culture feels that its end has come, it sends for a priest.
KARL KRAUS Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot e...
KARL KRAUS Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
KARL KRAUS He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adher...
KARL KRAUS The immorality of men triumphs over the amorality of women.
KARL KRAUS Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; it...
KARL KRAUS Nationalism is the love which ties me to the blockheads of my country, to the insultors of my way of...
KARL KRAUS Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
KARL KRAUS It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape...
KARL KRAUS Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot e...
KARL KRAUS A man
KARL KRAUS Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
KARL KRAUS The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relat...
KARL KRAUS A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards.
KARL KRAUS He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.
KARL KRAUS Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.
KARL KRAUS Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don
KARL KRAUS The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
KARL KRAUS One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs ...
KARL KRAUS Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot ex...
KARL KRAUS A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.
KARL KRAUS Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind the purpose of exist...
KARL KRAUS Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
KARL KRAUS When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves lik...
KARL KRAUS There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him anything.
KARL KRAUS The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.
KARL KRAUS Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.
KARL KRAUS Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
KARL KRAUS The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span
KARL KRAUS Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come in...
KARL KRAUS Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for which it regards itself a therapy.
KARL KRAUS What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in ord...
KARL KRAUS Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
KARL KRAUS Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.
KARL KRAUS The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.
KARL KRAUS Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
KARL KRAUS Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; ...
KARL KRAUS War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is satisfied that he too...
KARL KRAUS War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off;
next, the expectation that the other fel...
KARL KRAUS To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loya...
KARL KRAUS How is the world ruled and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe wh...
KARL KRAUS Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.
KARL KRAUS The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.
KARL KRAUS Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.
KARL KRAUS I and my public understand each other very well; it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what i...
KARL KRAUS Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
KARL KRAUS Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.
KARL KRAUS Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram
KARL KRAUS No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist
KARL KRAUS Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure
KARL KRAUS The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so that they believe they a...
KARL KRAUS Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots
KARL KRAUS The real truths are those that can be invented
KARL KRAUS Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions
KARL KRAUS I don't like to meddle in my private affairs.
KARL KRAUS One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.
KARL KRAUS You don't even live once.
KARL KRAUS You would be surprised how hard it often is to translate an action into thought
KARL KRAUS Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it.
KARL KRAUS The esthete stands in the same relation to beauty as the pornographer stands to love, and the politi...
KARL KRAUS Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot...
KARL KRAUS The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations fr...
KARL KRAUS The ultimate aim of psychoanalysis is to attribute art to mental weakness, and then to trace the wea...
KARL KRAUS My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows a...
KARL KRAUS Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden
KARL KRAUS Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match
KARL KRAUS To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all
KARL KRAUS How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they...
KARL KRAUS Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave
KARL KRAUS Do not learn more than you absolutely need to get through life
KARL KRAUS Es genügt nicht keinen Gedanken zu haben, man muss auch fähig sein, diesen auszudrücken.
KARL KRAUS An illusion of depth often occurs if a blockhead is a muddlehead at the same time
KARL KRAUS I am already so popular that anyone who vilifies me becomes more popular than I am
KARL KRAUS Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower
KARL KRAUS Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves
KARL KRAUS Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves
KARL KRAUS Wenn ich nur ein Telephon habe, der Wald 
wird sich finden! Ohne Telephon kann man nur 
...
KARL KRAUS The press, that goiter of the world, swells up with the desire for conquest and bursts with the achi...
KARL KRAUS Progress celebrates victories over nature. Progress makes purses out of human skin. When people were...
KARL KRAUS The closer the look one takes at a word, the greater distance from which it looks back.
KARL KRAUS Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays
KARL KRAUS Satires which the censor can understand are justly forbidden
KARL KRAUS Christian morality prefers remorse to precede lust, and then lust not to follow
KARL KRAUS Love between sexes is a sin in theology, a forbidden intercourse in jurisprudence, a mechanical insu...
KARL KRAUS Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid
KARL KRAUS War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation that the other fellow ...
KARL KRAUS Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom
KARL KRAUS Christian morality prefers remorse to precede lust, and then lust not to follow.
KARL KRAUS Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics
KARL KRAUS My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows a...
KARL KRAUS The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has st...
KARL KRAUS The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people meaner
KARL KRAUS If art's a seismographic project, when that project meets with failure, failure must become the subj...
CHRIS KRAUS No one will admit to what is "cool", not because it is non-existent, but because in it's observation...
LAUREN KRAUS We have never ventured globally into hair care, ... And our whole enterprise is on a global basis.
ERIC KRAUS Magic Software has developed a new and innovative solution and opened new opportunities for SAP Busi...
DAN KRAUS I had a good English teacher in high school. He caught me saying nothing and shut me up real fast.
LAUREN KRAUS What's the matter?" you asked, seizing an idea. "Did I burst your balloon - destroy the fantasy?" CHRIS KRAUS Go on! Love while you're young! And know: it gets much more difficult before it will ever be so easy...
LAUREN KRAUS We are pleased by the widespread adoption of Mirage by the 2D animation community, and feel the time...
DAN KRAUS I don't know if we got tired or what. We quit screening out and got beat on the baseline too many ti...
JON KRAUS S: But Chris, I think his embarrassment isn't in relation to you or me but to himself. What can he d...
CHRIS KRAUS Isn't the greatest freedom in the world the freedom to be wrong? What hooks me on our story is our d...
CHRIS KRAUS National chains maintain their longevity by frequently re-inventing themselves.
TED KRAUS The burger chains constantly re-invent themselves to stay fresh in people's minds. McDonald's, Burge...
TED KRAUS They've been buying dark fiber for a good five years. It allows them to have such cheap communicati...
JOE KRAUS It would probably be wiser to be in balance, but extremes are so much fun! At least it seems like it...
LAUREN KRAUS Anyone who feels to much or radiates extremity gets very lonely.
CHRIS KRAUS Because I'm moved in writing to be irrepressible. Writing to you seems like some holy cause, cause t...
CHRIS KRAUS When you're living so intensely in your head there isn't any different between what you imagine and ...
CHRIS KRAUS Female monsters take things as personally as they really are. They study facts. Even if rejection ma...
CHRIS KRAUS Cause shame was what we always felt, me and all my girlfriends, for expecting sex to breed complicit...
CHRIS KRAUS Darkness is a defining characteristic of Rotters. But it’s worthy to remember that darkness is jus...
DANIEL KRAUS The small business infrastructure remains the engine of growth for many of the cities and small town...
DAN KRAUS It was the kind of story everybody likes, about a tough girl who becomes a truer version of herself ...
CHRIS KRAUS We're focusing on competing in the marketplace, not the courtroom.
ERIC KRAUS I think we have resolved the vast majority of the litigation between us.
ERIC KRAUS The vast majority of the differences between the two companies have been settled and we look forward...
ERIC KRAUS Both companies have resolved the vast majority of litigation between them. While Gillette and Schick...
ERIC KRAUS It is very much tied to the fan loyalty of these drivers. These are six of the best drivers on the c...
ERIC KRAUS We are carefully reviewing every product category whose performance has lagged expectations. All opt...
ERIC KRAUS It's too early to tell if there is going to be any impact. We got the mandate from the FTC just yest...
ERIC KRAUS We are carefully reviewing every product category whose performance has lagged expectations, ... All...
ERIC KRAUS Russia does not want to have her oil and gas exports threatened by some of the transit countries, in...
ERIC KRAUS No woman is an island-ess. We fall in love in hope of anchoring ourselves to someone else, to keep f...
CHRIS KRAUS It was great to send the seniors out with a win. We were getting worn down with not winning, but thi...
LEONARD KRAUS It's generally due to the Internet boom. It's due to both companies like Excite@Home who are further...
JOE KRAUS They've been buying dark fiber for a good five years. It allows them to have
such cheap commun...
JOE KRAUS I think it's very difficult to be a successful Internet company that isn't based in Silicon Valley.
JOE KRAUS It is ironic that the Internet is a global phenomenon -- yet if you're not in Silicon Valley, it's r...
JOE KRAUS It's generally due to the Internet boom. It's due to both companies like Excite@Home who are further...
JOE KRAUS I'm tired, but I'm having a great time. I think that's sort of the common answer that anybody in Sil...
JOE KRAUS I've never seen such a competitive market for talent as in the last six months to a year. And it's f...
JOE KRAUS They tend to acquire interesting technologies that they help water and fertilize, not necessarily pr...
JOE KRAUS I have a hard time believing that they can buy a company with 2,000 people and make it work. The not...
JOE KRAUS They've been buying dark fibre for a good five years. It allows them to have such cheap communicatio...
JOE KRAUS He's very open-minded regarding new media.
JEFF KRAUS I think we're going to hear a lot of what Virginians can do if they work together.
JEFF KRAUS The kids are excited. We've been given new life.
MIKE KRAUS The schizophrenic... will suddenly burst out with the most incredible details of your life, things t...
CHRIS KRAUS If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds.
KRYSTAL ANN KRAUS She called herself Starla, Queen of the Nile, and she had me from the first moment I saw her walk on...
EMMA ROSE KRAUS But she's not.' I told the man, 'Look at you! You're a vampire giving up beating hearts in favor of ...
EMMA ROSE KRAUS So ask me if I am alright.
'I’m fine; I’m always fine.'
You see this look in my eyes.<...
EMMA ROSE KRAUS Greek philosophy seems to have met with something with which a good tragedy is not supposed to meet,...
KARL MARX The country that is more developed industrially only shows, to the less developed, the image of its ...
KARL MARX It is not history which uses men as a means of achieving - as if it were an individual person - its ...
KARL MARX History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real...
KARL MARX From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
KARL MARX Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, ...
KARL MARX If anything is certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist.
KARL MARX The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.
KARL MARX Democracy is the road to socialism.
KARL MARX Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.
KARL MARX The writer may very well serve a movement of history as its mouthpiece, but he cannot of course crea...
KARL MARX Without doubt, machinery has greatly increased the number of well-to-do idlers.
KARL MARX There is a specter haunting Europe, the specter of Communism.
KARL MARX Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from soc...
KARL MARX Religion is the opium of the masses.
KARL MARX The human being is in the most literal sense a political animal, not merely a gregarious animal, but...
KARL MARX A specter is haunting Europe - the specter of communism.
KARL MARX The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of gen...
KARL MARX Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.
KARL MARX Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.
KARL MARX The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion.
KARL MARX Art is always and everywhere the secret confession, and at the same time the immortal movement of it...
KARL MARX For the bureaucrat, the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him.
KARL MARX Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand.
KARL MARX I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be i...
KARL PILKINGTON With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads...
KARL PILKINGTON At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, &...
KARL PILKINGTON It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
KARL PILKINGTON I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?
KARL PILKINGTON I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
KARL PILKINGTON The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head s...
KARL PILKINGTON We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry ...
KARL PILKINGTON But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
KARL PILKINGTON For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
KARL PILKINGTON Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people abou...
KARL PILKINGTON Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
KARL PILKINGTON A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
KARL PILKINGTON