A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power

The definition of woman's work is shitwork

Most women are one man away from welfare.