ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy of opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

Politics is the conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer. When disturbed by his voice the ancient echoes clamor appropriate responses most gratifying to his pride of distinction.

Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.