Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.”

If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her "Sue" -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally a verb...

After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.”

POINT OF VIEW Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless Christmas dinner's dark and blue When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday dinner isn't sunny Easter feasts are just bad luck When you see it from the viewpoint Of a chicken or a duck. Oh how I once loved tuna salad Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too Till I stopped and looked at dinner From the dinner's point of view.