Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

Do you hate people?”

“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.

When a man plans, a woman laughs.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.