Jerry Seinfeld
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Three is tough. Four is the pits. Then there is no number ... ANN WINBLAD CHRISTINA ENGELA BILL BRADLEY BILLIE JEAN KING JOSS WHEDON The fact that the Fed is a secretive organization that restricts access to him, for the most part, a... JUSTIN MARTIN GEORGE HARRISON C. JOYBELL C. SOURCE UNKNOWN LOIS LOWRY Honestly, this is why we worked so hard to get the number two seed, to get this first game. KIP RHOTEN It pushes developers significantly but not too much. (Fifteen percent) is obviously a financially so... JIM WARD CHARLES BUKOWSKI HEDDA HOPPER His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING The core number is the most meaningful number. The market probably likes the number. I think the exp... RICHARD SICHEL GUSTAV MAHLER The number of bomb blasts is now established at three and the death toll is 12. KAMLESH PATHAK The code is riddled with Seinfeld references. Every variable has been named after Seinfeld character... 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For some reason, mine really offends people. JESSICA SEINFELD My Nike Free sneakers add a splash of color and slide on fast, perfect for when I'm rushing to c... JESSICA SEINFELD I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my own... JESSICA SEINFELD Gangsta rap was the most important movement since the beginning of rock n' roll. JERRY HELLER Perfection has to do with the end product, but excellence has to do with the process. JERRY MORAN We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values. JERRY SPRINGER Because you can't do anything halfway, you've got to go all the way in anything you do. JERRY BRUCKHEIMER JERRY HALL JERRY FALWELL JERRY SALTZ JERRY DOYLE JERRY BROWN There is a public perception that Paris Hilton is the black sheep of the family. JERRY OPPENHEIMER JERRY SALTZ Kevin Garnett was a great player, but he wasn't Kobe Bryant. 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Rule number one: The customer is always right. Rule number two: If the customer is wrong, see rule n... 
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public.... 
It does you no good to see the number two or number three man in the corporation-you have to get thr... 
Number one, cash is king... number two, communicate... number three, buy or bury the competition. 
There are many elements to a campaign. Leadership is number one. Everything else is number two. 
Pray tell us, what's your favorite number?"...
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two. 
The typical Western diet is the number-one cause of premature death and the number-one cause of disa... 
If you want to invest in us, we believe customer number one, employee number two, shareholder number... 
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A sold-out crowd is better than a number one. But being in the studio is better than all of that. 
I believe being a good senator requires two things. Number one, acumen. Number two, interest. 
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Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one. 
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He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself 
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