Adultery is the application of democracy to love

The older I get the more I admire and crave competence, just simple competence, in any field from adultery to zoology.

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

The American people, taken one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the middle ages

Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible