After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him