Roseanne Barr
Related JEFF DUNHAM THOMAS F. WILSON TINY TIM NATALIE MERCHANT [Hackett] told it on the Tonight Show during a commercial and when they came back from commercial br... PAUL PROVENZA STEVEN WRIGHT Miss Piggy to Johnny Carson
.. do you think I am Oscar material?
Johnny Carson: Oscar Mayer maybe
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KLIPH NESTEROFF JIMMY FALLON ADAM CAROLLA NATALIE MERCHANT When I came out to Hollywood in 1985, I thought that I would be sitcom star. I'm a tall, skinny,... DOUG JONES KIRK DOUGLAS BETTE MIDLER I wasn't an actor. They they take the externals. Here I was, a kid thrown into Hollywood with a ... TAB HUNTER STEVEN WRIGHT ROB THOMAS TOM BROKAW ALBERT BROOKS TYLER PERRY BUSY PHILIPPS I've said this before, but after 'That '70s Show' ended, I solely wanted do films th... MILA KUNIS If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day... CESAR ROMERO JOHNNY MILLER BRIE LARSON JUDY GOLD Man, I don't know how it was for other comics, but that one appearance has changed my life. Everyone... JO KOY I'm a person who always wanted to turn my life into an archive. Social media made my dream come ... DARA HORN After 'Life Unexpected' ended, I wanted to do something that was completely different from L... BRITT ROBERTSON JANET JACKSON JOSH HOMME ANDREW SHUE Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON ANDREA JUNG MARA WILSON HOWIE MANDEL My parents always knew that I wanted to act, so it didn't really come as a big surprise. The onl... RUMER WILLIS DREW CAREY When Matt LeBlanc had his show 'Joey', I strongly suggested to the producers that they shoul... MAGGIE WHEELER I love America. I eagerly became a citizen. I have no bitterness toward those casting directors who ... PERSIS KHAMBATTA CHRISTOPHER GUEST DON RICKLES KATHY GRIFFIN NICOLE KIDMAN YUNA JACKIE CHAN But I'd say my best boss was Tom Barr, who was a partner at Cravath, Swain & Moore in the 19... DAVID BOIES Articles always end up being about my appearance. I had a conversation with Jude Law: he told me peo... DOUGLAS BOOTH CHRISTOPHER LEE I was popular. Everyone wanted to know my thoughts, give me things. I was king of my universe. After... JUSTIN BERRY My favourite TV show is 'Pretty Little Liars,' and I actually made a guest appearance on it.... MADDIE ZIEGLER Even a liberal city will have a prehistoric homophobe. After a show in Washington State, this guy ca... JAMES ADOMIAN I was the only person at Univision who had complete creative control of my own show, by contract. Th... CRISTINA SARALEGUI It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I got it into my head that I was going to be starring in movies that I wrote, so that's what I d... LARRY BISHOP JHUMPA LAHIRI JIM FOWLER MILTON BERLE In Hollywood, you can live alongside very famous but still incredibly boring people. I've never ... OLIVIER MARTINEZ TONY BENNETT JOJO MOYES HANNAH SIMONE When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead. SEAN HAYES ACE FREHLEY CAROLINE RHEA 250,000 people turned up in Dublin to cheer me on an open-topped bus along O'Connell St after my... BARRY MCGUIGAN I looked up to my father when I was 7 and 8. I believed it was my calling to be in the big leagues. ... BARRY ZITO NICHOLAS KRISTOF REGIS PHILBIN My swim was fantastic. It's always refreshing after you get pushed in after a meet like that. I told... SEAN FOLEY It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I want them (the agencies) to have a way to raise awareness and funds, ... I lost my publicist and a... ANGELA SHELTON CHERIE LUNGHI GLORIA ESTEFAN I watch an awful lot of old Hollywood movies - I'll devour anything with Bette Davis or Joan Cra... AMANDA DONOHOE MATT GROENING I was told I was fat in the modeling world, and a director on a shoot told me I needed to lose weigh... COCO AUSTIN The movie I've watched a million times is 'A Face in the Crowd,' directed by Elia Kazan,... CALLIE KHOURI MALCOLM D. LEE I told my parents, 'You've taken care of me all my life, helped me through college. You'... ERIC CLOSE I quit it because at the end of seven years in an ensemble show with one leader, I thought: 'I w... PATRICK DUFFY AXL ROSE Tatiana Alvarez, who also became a queen of the wheels of steel in L.A., has now sold her incredible... ROBIN LEACH My show in Egypt was called, 'The Show,' or, 'Al Bernameg' in Arabic. Basically, it ... BASSEM YOUSSEF CARSON DALY 'What's My Line' 1971 was a magical experience as I was still in my teens, and it was my... RANDY WEST DANICA PATRICK JIM FOWLER 'Entourage' was a show that existed around wish-fulfillment. People watched it because they ... ADAM PALLY 'Hollywood maids' are so idiotic. They grin at everything. I told Norman Lear I didn't w... ESTHER ROLLE DON RICKLES I've never felt a strong urge to rush into Hollywood, so I bided my time and waited till I had a... TOM MISON I wanted to quit the industry when I was eighteen and finish '70s', finish my contract on th... MILA KUNIS BARBARA MANDRELL I remember, when I was doing 'Nicholas Nickleby', James Archer came to see me at the interva... DAMIAN LEWIS There's so much more to me as a human being than just my appearance, and I want to integrate tha... ALEXIS KNAPP When I was starring as Roxie Hart in 'Chicago,' I got my stiletto heel caught in my fishnet ... BIRGITTE HJORT SORENSEN
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ROSEANNE He attacked the nurses, he attacked widow's pensions, he attacked firefighters, he attacked teachers... ROSEANNE There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more. ROSEANNE A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut... ROSEANNE I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I fi... ROSEANNE Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. ROSEANNE I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic God... ROSEANNE The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and sc... ROSEANNE Anthony's place at the table since he was a toddler was next to mine, ... Now that seat is empty. ROSEANNE My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. ROSEANNE I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold] ROSEANNE The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage. ROSEANNE The inspector general is still in the process of assessing the referral from the [auditor], ... No o... ROSEANNE The auction was actually pretty sloppy, ROSEANNE I think we're looking at a pretty strong housing market despite the fact that starts didn't rise, ..... ROSEANNE I'm pleased that it was so successful, ... I hope they pay attention to the video so we don't lose a... ROSEANNE The kids got to run some plays which they have been working on in practice tonight, ... It is always... ROSEANNE I'd see them leave at the end of the show and think, 'Maybe for the rest of the night something is h... ROSEANNE Business has turned really sluggish. There is a lack of traffic in the stores, ... There is overall ... ROSEANNE The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it. ROSEANNE There's a certain class of mutual fund investors who are quite sensitive to negative news. And you c... ROSEANNE I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. ROSEANNE I saw Sinatra and the Pope on TV when I was two and said 'Who's that guy with Frank Sinatra?' ROSEANNE Women are cursed and men are the proof. ROSEANNE [Her talk of entrepreneurship falls on receptive ears at WIM, more so now than ever.] Previously, ab... ROSEANNE There were some issues and a lack of police presence, ROSEANNE I think books find their way to you when you need them. ROSEANNE CASH Kindness is always fashionable, and always welcome. AMELIA BARR The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. AMELIA BARR BOB BARR DONNA BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR MATT BARR JULIA BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR There are no little events in life, those we think of no consequence may be full of fate, and it is ... AMELIA BARR Spiritual favors are not always to be looked for, and not always to be relied on. AMELIA BARR This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she neve... AMELIA BARR Whatever the scientists may say, if we take the supernatural out of life, we leave only the unnatura... AMELIA BARR Human relations are built on feeling, not on reason or knowledge. And feeling is not an exact scienc... AMELIA BARR The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much AMELIA BARR Solitude is such a potential thing. We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmo... AMELIA BARR It is always the simple that produces the marvelous. AMELIA BARR The great difference between voyages rests not with the ships, but with the people you meet on them. AMELIA BARR Kindness is always fashionable. AMELIA BARR . . . solitude is such a potential thing. We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry an... 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AMY BARR Our current learners come from a wide variety of backgrounds. We've got students from the home schoo... AMY BARR BOB BARR I realized that while we may not be able to donate as much as we would have liked if we had not been... YVETTE BARR I think he's very open, ... He seems to weigh any given proposal on its merits. JAMES BARR They were grabbing and holding Jones' jersey all night long, but then we got the offensive (penalty)... CRAIG BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR That's definitely the most modern dance-like piece. She used a lot of partnering and creating fantas... AMY BARR To have 100 percent efficacy is something that you have very rarely. We're breaking out the champagn... ELIAV BARR If you give David Bolland five seconds in the slot like that, he's probably going to get off a prett... DAVE BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR But what do we know of the heart nearest to our own? What do we know of our own heart? AMELIA BARR I think one of the best ways to learn about gardening is to visit gardens. BRIAN BARR This agreement validates our strategy to create a large and diverse development portfolio across the... BRIAN BARR BOB BARR That’s the thing about living on the earth – we humans can make all sorts of decisions and plans... HEIDI BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR BOB BARR ROSANNE BARR GTE must be in a position, if necessary, to vindicate its rights and ensure that all its concerns ha... WILLIAM BARR Our board is kind of absorbing and digesting where we are now, and what the Legislature has been dis... GREG BARR I love that record, it's a classic. It's one of those songs that if you hear it when you're having a... BILL BARR I even mentioned it would only be right if we had a school named after him and he said no. BILL BARR He's an amazing man. Here is a man of unbelievable character... who has his ideals and philosophies ... 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In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Joh... 
I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at th... 
When I first went on the 'Johnny Carson show', the band did not want me, and Carson did not ... 
It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. 
I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Ca... 
I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tabl... 
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. 
When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny C... 
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for d... 
It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. 
My first job was on Broadway. Then I went into the Navy. When I came out of the Navy, I went back to... 
I got so far away from what they told you in acting class: Do something different. Producers kept of... 
'Freaks and Geeks' was my favorite show when it was on, by a wide measure. And that's th... 
In Los Angeles, I had the good fortune of anchoring the news right before Johnny Carson came on, so ... 
I had done about 60 television shows, from 'Ed Sullivan' to 'The Hollywood Palace,' ... 
Did you know you can't say 'Jesus' in a sitcom? They told me that, and I was like, You g... 
After 'Freaks and Geeks,' I dealt with several producers who wanted to cover up all my beaut... 
It's like replacing Bo Derek with Roseanne Barr. 
I started acting in second grade - my first role was in the Thanksgiving play. I was the Indian chas... 
My desire for my own sitcom began as a little girl - I spent hours lying on my belly on the shag car... 
In 1977, at age ten, I was cast on the TV sitcom 'Good Times.' My character was Penny, an ab... 
I have this coat that I got in a nefarious deal years ago. It's a Johnny Carson coat, and I'... 
I was on Oprah's show recently talking about the people who impacted me the most. One was a teac... 
No one in my family had a retail or marketing background. They were professionals. They didn't u... 
I had people in 'Entertainment Weekly' talking about how they wanted to throttle me because ... 
After I impulsively revealed that I have OCD on a talk show, I was devastated. I often do things wit... 
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year ... 
My daughter recommended Chris O'Dowd to me after seeing him in 'Bridesmaids,' so I watch... 
Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 10... 
What I would really love is to be on a sitcom again, ... Everybody talks about Desperate Housewives ... 
have to play a 22-year-old, and she's nearly 40. ... They said, 'How about Hilary Swank?' I said, 'G... 
When I got signed to the 'Fader' Label, they got really excited about having me as their new... 
In the past when I was in Hollywood, I was like a dog. I felt humiliated. My English was not good. P... 
Ian Fleming was my cousin, and he wanted me to play Dr. No, but by the time he got around to remembe... 
He told me he was working as an interpreter in a doctor's office in Brookline, Massachusetts, wh... 
According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work. 
I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to... 
I lived for 15 years in Los Angeles, and I still can't believe that the handsomest man in the wo... 
My Writers Guild of America card is one of my proudest possessions. I was given it after being invit... 
I remember the first time my friend Colin Lewis, who used to be a judge with me on a show on MuchMus... 
I asked my daughter when she was 16, What's the buzz on the street with the kids? She's goin... 
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. 
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I did, of course, eventually find my way into television, taking all kinds of jobs, climbing the ran... 
My mum - and my granny and I - would close the curtains, turn on the TV and snuggle up and watch ... 
My mom was an amazing singer and music was a big part of my life, so I grew up listening to Nat King... 
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I've made it my mission to make movies starring African American actors and about the African Am... 
I could beat my mike stand into the stage, but I was still in pain. Maybe fans liked it, but sometim... 
Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy abou... 
I practice yoga at home to a TV show called 'Inhale,' taught by Steve Ross. I figured that i... 
The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson. 
I've been told by a lot of people after concerts that they felt the show was just for them. And ... 
Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap pap... 
Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, ga... 
Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, lik... 
The 2011 riots in England, which left five dead and caused more than $300 million in property damage... 
Guys always think tears are a sign of weakness. They’re a sign of FRUSTRATION. She’s only crying... 
Despite two decisions, in 2008 and 2010, by the U.S. Supreme Court unequivocally affirming that the ... 
Iran is not a make-believe country. It is a real country populated by some 75 million people - real ... 
Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and ... 
I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he... 
I call myself a 'domestic goddess.'.