Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.