George Burns
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PRIESTLY Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don'... DAVID NIVEN I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the... RANDY BACHMAN DAVID CASSIDY PAUL WALKER I didn't get a formal introduction to horror until right about the age of 12, when my uncle show... JOSH MALERMAN In my city of Maracay, there is a go kart circuit about five minutes from my home. When I was about ... PASTOR MALDONADO JOHN STEINBECK J.K. ROWLING When you get as old as I am, you kind of believe there's nothing new under the sun, but there... JACKI WEAVER George has had lot of success up there and he was tough all race long, but I was confident I could s... BRIAN BOWEN W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM When my daughter was about seven years old, she asked me one day what I did at work. I told her I wo... HOWARD IKEMOTO HENRI FREDERIC AMIEL SHERRI SHEPHERD When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was run... RUTINA WESLEY CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE GOODMAN ACE i can go on all day pretending to be happy an fooling the world and leave you wondiring when im gone... AMBER FAITH HUN MICHELANGELO JUNIOR SEAU RUFUS WAINWRIGHT DIANE VON FURSTENBERG BEN BARNES I got the travel bug when I was quite young. My parents took me and my sisters out of school and we ... MAGNUS CARLSEN I was taught at an early age to be humble, ... All my family taught me that. You can't forget where ... BRYSON SUMLIN Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was PROVERB MATTHEW MODINE THOM GUNN I changed my putter, went rummaging around in the garage and pulled the old one out as I felt a chan... MARK ROE I changed my putter, went rummaging around in the garage and pulled the old one out as I felt a chan... MARK ROE MITCH ALBOM When my son first started working, at age 16, I said, 'How would you like me to give you $1 million? BARBARA CHOWN STEPHEN RICHARDS JOHN GREEN I was thinking I would surprise these guys and get a big enough lead that they couldn't catch me. I ... ALAN WEBB LAURENCE HOUSMAN I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I SIR JAMES GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH The first time I read an excellent work, it is to me just as if I gained a new friend; and when I re... GEORGE GISSING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LJUPKA CVETANOVA I actually started when I was 12 years old, that's when my home state of Alabama made it legal to hu... BYRON FERGUSON RYAN GOSLING JOHN SCALZI DEYTH BANGER I remember when I was young, I was watching TV, and my father came into the room, agitated, and told... SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO BILLY CRUDUP In old age there is nothing as terrifying as the pity others (don't) show when you fall. MARIANA FULGER ARNOLD PALMER HANYA YANAGIHARA He'll never be here for me to grow old with. He was my life. He was my love. He was my heart and sou... ARMY SGT. I ask all the kids to give me their schedule and I see as many as possible. I went to see Kristen Wr... GARY BATTLE My stepfather gave me a Kodak camera when I was 17 years old. I started working at a local photo sto... PATRICK DEMARCHELIER ROWAN ATKINSON My dad told me that there are times in this business when it seems like nothing is going to ever go ... BRANDON BERNSTEIN When I get 13 or 14 years old, I get crazy with rock music, like, like, deeply crazy. And one of my ... JUANES RICHARD BRANSON I never looked at basketball as work. I always enjoyed it as my hobby. I loved it. Once that love is... DIRK NOWITZKI Watching Jaws just scared the living daylights out of me when I was young. I know a lot of people my... ASHLEY SCOTT The Major's laughter boomed out again.E.F. BENSON RICHARD MADDEN At the time of our conversations, Chelsea Manning was 22 years of age - my own age when I made the c... ADRIáN LAMO Then there was the war, and I married it because there was nothing else when I reached the age of fa... GUY SAJER MAGGIE SMITH JOSEPH PRIESTLEY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN You hand fits in mine like its made to be but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up... ONE DIRECTION GERARD WAY
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GEORGE F. BURNS I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty GEORGE F. BURNS Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. GEORGE F. BURNS If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding wo... GEORGE F. BURNS The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as cl... GEORGE F. BURNS Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. GEORGE F. BURNS If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. GEORGE F. BURNS I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. GEORGE F. BURNS I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm ... GEORGE F. BURNS People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a patern... GEORGE F. BURNS When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. GEORGE F. BURNS If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. GEORGE F. BURNS Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. GEORGE F. BURNS Be quick to learn and wise to know. GEORGE F. BURNS It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or ... GEORGE F. BURNS You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. GEORGE F. BURNS Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope GEORGE F. BURNS Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on ... GEORGE F. BURNS I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. GEORGE F. BURNS I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at somethin... GEORGE F. BURNS At my age flowers scare me. GEORGE F. BURNS I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate GEORGE F. BURNS Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. GEORGE F. BURNS The reason we're doing this now is because I'm booked to play Pasadena the week of my 100th birthday GEORGE F. BURNS This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. GEORGE F. BURNS I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. GEORGE F. BURNS I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. GEORGE F. BURNS It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex ... GEORGE F. BURNS People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways - I’m... GEORGE F. BURNS I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. GEORGE F. BURNS Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair GEORGE F. BURNS The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. GEORGE F. BURNS Life's but a day at most. GEORGE F. BURNS Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left GEORGE F. BURNS I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. GEORGE F. BURNS Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do. GEORGE F. BURNS I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... GEORGE F. BURNS You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do w... GEORGE F. BURNS My mother was pragmatic, focused and extremely, exceedingly practical, and she was the ultimate self... URSULA BURNS I went to an all-girls Catholic high school. The three things that they focused on were reading, wri... URSULA BURNS Kids are pretty resilient. You don't have to be at every volleyball game. We can't guilt our... URSULA BURNS Xerox is really good at managing documents, and we're definitely good at managing through a proc... URSULA BURNS Xerox manages the infrastructure of E-ZPass for a large number of states. So when you say E-ZPass, a... URSULA BURNS Admiration takes on a whole new level when you appreciate just how complex it is to run a modern bus... URSULA BURNS CEOs resign when the internal dynamics of the company and the external dynamics of the company actua... URSULA BURNS Fresh out of college, you tend to join a company because it's a job. But, you tend to stay becau... URSULA BURNS If you go to Norway, Finland, Russia or Australia, you'll see Xerox or Fuji-Xerox people, not ju... URSULA BURNS Unlike people, companies outlive their founders and their leaders. URSULA BURNS I don't want to overemphasize this, but not a day goes by when I don't think about my mother... URSULA BURNS Race and gender definitely came up, occasionally, in my life at work. But the bigger challenge that ... URSULA BURNS My perspective comes in part from being a New York black lady, in part from being an engineer. I kno... URSULA BURNS I'm a black lady from the Lower East Side of New York. Not a lot intimidates me. URSULA BURNS My mother was amazing. I guess, in our community, if you wanted to get by you had to work hard. So s... URSULA BURNS I'm less concerned about whether being a good corporate citizen burnishes a company's reputa... URSULA BURNS I want to stop transforming and just start being. URSULA BURNS I've had many mentors, but the one that has the most impact was my mother. URSULA BURNS Crankiness is a human attribute that, when people walk in the door of Xerox, they remain human. The ... URSULA BURNS The world is full of opportunities - every day there's something new that you can do. For exampl... URSULA BURNS The best way to change it is to do it. Right? And then after a while you become it, and it's eas... URSULA BURNS Impatience is a virtue. URSULA BURNS As I've progressed in my career, I've come to appreciate - and really value - the other attr... URSULA BURNS I realized I was more convincing to myself and to the people who were listening when I actually said... URSULA BURNS Find something that you love to do, and find a place that you really like to do it in. I found somet... URSULA BURNS It's not a matter of vanity; it's a matter of sanity. I'll never look forever young, but... PETE BURNS If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll f... PAT BURNS Excuse my voice - I don't have the thundering voice I used to have to get players going on the i... PAT BURNS I believe in Wendel Clark. We want Wendel to be a prime-time player. PAT BURNS They're trying to kill me before I'm dead. I come to Quebec to spend some time with my famil... PAT BURNS The kids get cheated out of a lot of times with their dad. They were good about it. PAT BURNS Toronto was a great place to work, a fun place to work. People were so hockey-oriented, hockey-minde... PAT BURNS Coming to another hockey Mecca like Toronto makes you a better coach. I want to have fun again. I wa... PAT BURNS As for my career, I always said to my kids, 'you don't cry because it's over, you're... PAT BURNS I know my life is nearing its end and I accept that. PAT BURNS Coaching the Bruins is like going bear hunting with a butter knife. PAT BURNS I'm not an overly happy person. There are times when I'm happy, and that's usually in my... PAT BURNS I got hit with an octopus in Detroit one time. It was the most gross thing I've ever had happen.... PAT BURNS It was a lovely feeling, dying. I can remember being in the hospital, all wired up to tubes and thin... PETE BURNS KEN BURNS I don't believe that a hydrogen economy depends on a carbon economy at all. 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What one has wished for in youth, in old age one has in
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There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old there is no respect for age. ... 
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I would die for you, my love—in old age. 
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I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me. 
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Im okay Im okay now.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. 
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. 
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Nae man can tether time or tide. 
Kings may be blest, but Tam was glorious,
O'er a' the ills o' life victorious. 
Hope springs exulting on triumphant wing. 
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The Thames is liquid history. 
Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.