Ah how shameless – the way these mortals blame the gods. From us alone they say come all their miseries yes but they themselves with their own reckless ways compound their pains beyond their proper share.


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WINSLOW HOMER
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 ...
HOMER SIMPSON
Mr. C. Klackner has for sale four etchings etched by myself, at the expense of two years' time &...
WINSLOW HOMER
Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson
HOMER SIMPSON
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
HOMER SIMPSON
Jebus, Buddha, I love you alllllllllllllllllll
HOMER SIMPSON
Stupid Flounders!
HOMER SIMPSON
We have learn't a very valuable leasson today: it's better to watch stuff then to do stuff.
HOMER SIMPSON
Just because i don't listen doesn't mean i don't understand.
HOMER SIMPSON
If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doin...
HOMER SIMPSON
Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separa...
HOMER SIMPSON