Ain't No Drama Like Bedroom Drama

I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal."

Silence greeted that happy little announcement. Man, if he had hauled off and sucker-punched V, he would have gotten less of a shocked-out reaction.

People being tough with you doesn't mean they're villains.

I think we should wean Grandma.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

If love comes to you in a way that isn't the norm then at least it came to you; not everyone is that lucky.