Al Geiberger should have to take a test to prove he's a member of the human race.

Winning isn't everything. It's the money you make doing it that's everything.

The older I get the better I used to be!

Pressure is playing for $50 a hole with only $5 in your pocket.

Arnold, which one is your good ear? I want to make sure I stand on the right side so you can hear me.

Arnie is never going to slow down. You can forget it,