Alan and I play this despicable couple, and whenever anything goes wrong, we just smoke more cigarettes and take more coke.

I'd be quite excited to play somebody British.

Do you smoke, Herr Cabal?"
"Only to be antisocial," replied Cabal, making no move.

I smoke so many cigarettes, there's no way I could have a glossy lipstick.

If all boys could be made to know that with every breath of cigarette smoke they inhale imbecility and exhale manhood ... and that the cigarette is a maker of invalids, criminals and fools—not men—it ought to deter them some. The yellow finger stain is an emblem of deeper degradation and enslavement than the ball and chain.

I'm an illegal alien and have been for many years. If you rub my skin, I go green.