Alec Baldwin is so funny.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

In life, like, I'm always living life to the fullest to always have fun.

I might wear my pink Speedo. I think I should.

I grew up listening to oldies, like Motown. That's from my mom.

No matter what, like, I couldn't - I could break a world record, get an Olympic gold medal, and my mom would be, like, you could have done better. But you looked pretty. That's what she says all the time.