Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't done anything, but because he had done it better than anyone

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.