Alexis grabbed his arm. "Tom Jones? Wow, I totally love Tom Jones. He's like quintessential Vegas—over the top and indecent fun. Let me just go grab a pair of underwear to throw at him and we'll be all set." Over his undead body. If anyone was getting her underwear tossed in his face, it was going to be him. "I don't think so, Ball Buster. You're not giving your panties to an old man." "Oh, and you're so young, Garlic?" "Garlic?" What the hell was that? "Yep. Now we have pet names for each other, isn't that adorable? You're Garlic and I'm Ball Buster. Now everyone will believe we're a real couple.
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The way football is now we're g... BOB MCCARTHY It's good for the state to take it on. This is going to firm up what we are doing. BOB MCCARTHY What happened tonight, that couldn't happen any other way, is that face-to-face communication occurr... BOB MCCARTHY Trent is playing great football. The big plus is that he's match hardened and can play halfback, whi... BOB MCCARTHY Lockyer is the incumbent five-eighth and captain and he hasn't done anything wrong in my eyes to los... BOB MCCARTHY I didn't think it was necessary, BOB MCCARTHY I don't know about that. BOB MCCARTHY We need to ratchet up our assistance. The next six weeks are going to be decisive. Last year, half a... BOB MCCARTHY It is a borderline situation, and more and more children are slipping into this category. Aid worker... BOB MCCARTHY I wore white kabuki makeup, had blue-black hair. At one point, I shaved an inch and a half around my... 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MELISSA MCCARTHY When it comes to tyrants, dictators and terrorists, strength and the threat of force is the only lan... KEVIN MCCARTHY I started a deli when I was 19 years old. Kevin O's. The sandwiches at Kevin O's were a litt... KEVIN MCCARTHY When gross public debt exceeds 90 percent of GDP, economic growth tends to decline considerably. KEVIN MCCARTHY I love disagreements. I love the democratic process. If I'm in a room where everybody agrees, I ... GINA MCCARTHY What we're trying to do is get people ... to become more active in working with their legislators ba... CAROLYN MCCARTHY Hey Den! My God, Dennis. Look at me now. Who would've ever thought? CAROLYN MCCARTHY This failed as far as I'm concerned, CAROLYN MCCARTHY I believe that the people of the United States as a whole care about this issue very much, and it's ... CAROLYN MCCARTHY With the high demand for long term care and in the wake of the worst natural disaster in history, cu... CAROLYN MCCARTHY Public housing is more than just a place to live, public housing programs should provide opportuniti... CAROLYN MCCARTHY It defies common sense that stores are fined for selling toy guns to children, but someone who isn't... CAROLYN MCCARTHY The rebuilding of the Gulf Coast should create economic opportunities for its residents, not an oppo... CAROLYN MCCARTHY make it easier for criminals to buy guns at gun shows. CAROLYN MCCARTHY Our pre-9/11 gun laws allow our enemies in the War on Terror to arm themselves right here in our own... CAROLYN MCCARTHY Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, ... JENNY MCCARTHY America needs education reform on all levels to expand quality schools, build on past successes, and... KEVIN MCCARTHY You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. CORMAC MCCARTHY It has to be acknowledged that in capitalist society, with its herds of hippies, originality has bec... MARY MCCARTHY The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency. EUGENE MCCARTHY And you know what the worst thing was? The worst thing was that nobody ever believed how hard w... JACK MCCARTHY It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. EUGENE MCCARTHY How we fund transportation in this country is broken. You all pay a gasoline tax, right? Well, cars ... KEVIN MCCARTHY I think it's a sign of desperation for them. KEARY MCCARTHY I'm pissed off. He's a quality player who everyone expects to win the World Cup for England. MICK MCCARTHY The SCLC draft has a whole mile of good intentions. JOHN MCCARTHY I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls. MELISSA MCCARTHY The EPA's greenhouse gas regulations, along with a host of other onerous regulations, are unnece... GINA MCCARTHY Proponents of efficiency standards argue that they save consumers and businesses money, reduce energ... GINA MCCARTHY It's not easy for the average family to ensure that their child receives a quality education. An... KEVIN MCCARTHY We modern Marxists regard socialism as a historically brief transitional stage between feudalism and... JOHN MCCARTHY At the minute, it is very, very tough, MICK MCCARTHY The labor of keeping house is labor in its most naked state, for labor is toil that never finishes, ... MARY MCCARTHY Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated... JENNA MCCARTHY