[Alicia Keys was quoted by USA Today as saying she was] disappointed that these things keep happening. ... there's hot parties every night, and you just had one minor incident.
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Related I used to play the piano when I was younger, and I loved Alicia Keys. I wanted to be Alicia Keys; sh... KATY B I certainly wouldn't want to be one quoted as saying that it was true. WENDELL COLEMAN The president was aware of the incident, but she considered it as a minor event and did not effect t... IGNACIO BUNYE Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. GROUCHO MARX I do like what Alicia Keys and John Legend are doing. With their music, you keep your clothes on. BEN E. KING It was by far just a one-girl show. She led every offensive and defensive category for Bishop Kearne... DAVE BARRY Eva is doing very well today. It was a minor incident and she is ready to return to work. She's very... LIZA ANDERSON Police called me today and informed me she was found. I think she had been there since the last nigh... DANIEL CONLEY Was I disappointed? Yes. We are a better than what we showed today. It was very hot and muggy. You j... JOE MIRANOV We look for someone to step up every night. Tonight it was Jackie. She had the hot hand (and) the gi... GARY BRUNNER I can't remember saying exactly those things and what was quoted as being said was not the memory of... BILL SWEETENHAM [Charles was highlighted early in the show with a performance by Jamie Foxx and Alicia Keys, who pla... HOAGY CARMICHAEL The Diary of Alicia Keys. ALICIA KEYS As far as I know, it was one of those things that was just sudden today. JAMES GRANT On the radio there's only a certain amount of artists: Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye, T-Pain, Lil Wayne,... Q-TIP Tony La Russa was quoted as saying that I was using steroids back then, and I was talking about it i... JOSE CANSECO First time I sang, I was singing Alicia Keys in the bathroom of my mom's beauty shop. I was six. LA'PORSHA RENAE There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter ... PAT SUMMERALL It was just so hot, and you had these kids you knew were hungry. So we gave our lunches away. KAY SCRUGGS She just said she was sorry and for me to write a note to the church saying that she was sorry for e... PAM KILLINGSWORTH I love Alicia Keys, Chris Brown, Usher, Mariah Carey... all that stuff. NORMANI KORDEI We've always had parties or celebrations on that day. It was just a way to do something for a city t... LANCE ARMSTRONG Ophelia was surprised by how easily she lied. She had two stolen keys in her pocket, and the lies we... KAREN FOXLEE Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you ove... RACHEL CAINE Maggie would want more from every guy she dated, every relationship she had, because she was using J... NEHA YAZMIN She just had that confidence that when she caught it, she was going to knock it in. Tonight, she had... BARBARA TURNER I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, theres a bright day... TUPAC SHAKUR I'm just going to keep saying they're [both] No. 1, but you can see what's happening. You can see as... BOBBY BOWDEN When you're tired and fatigued you don't always do things smart and make good decisions. One of the ... EDDIE CARTER One of the biggest things he learned was the ability to keep your self-confidence, even when somebod... DIANA WILLIAMS It is like a documentary because she has it written day-by-day and incident-by-incident. She was a p... JOAN ROSCOE She was known for dinner parties and serving things in flamboyant ways. SUSAN DICK She had big parts in both of those wins. She plays tough every night and plays tough consistently th... AL STEWART Good things just keep happening. BOB EDWARDS The temperature was hot, the golf was hot, everything was hot today. MARC CAYEUX Our players have been making things happen. Today it was Kaila Burns. She was determined to keep the... JAY MARSTON One day before he died, Michael was able to talk to Alicia via satellite phone. Alicia said that 'he... MIKE DEWINE Tisiphone stood silent and helpless in Alicia's mind. It was all she could do to keep Alicia's blind... DAVID WEBER All that he had of her was his memory, where he held every moment, every single moment that she had ... JULIET MARILLIER Henry Ford is quoted as saying. "History is more or less bunk." Now, if he never spoke those words, ... ALEX BOSWORTH She was playing with the red handle and water came out. On our way back she found another red one so... LINDA JACOBS Some guy was just like, 'You rap fast, man. Like a little machine gun,' and from that moment... LIL UZI VERT I went on the internet today and some people were saying some more shit about me. You know, like the... FERGIE I remember when I was prosecutor we had truancy and curfew issues and we made a refrigerator magnet,... AMY KLOBUCHAR That was the thing. You just never knew. Forever was so many different things. It was always changin... SARAH DESSEN She was a campaigner for equal pay for the value of her talented athletes. She campaigned to get as ... LARRY LESTER I think she was able to look at it and think, this isn't just one project; I can group these things ... JENNIFER ANTKOWIAK She went to the doctor today, and he said it was two weeks before she could start jogging. Alicia an... AMY FROESS The night was white-blind with fog, and Kate staggered over every stone and stumbled in every puddle... ERIN BOW Once she was certain, she didn't waiver. I had to make her stop for water or a bite to eat. She obey... TAMORA PIERCE Peter would think her sentimental. So she was. For she had come to feel that it was the only thing w... VIRGINIA WOOLF She was a creature of the deep, and there she must return, or perish. Toby understood that, but it h... JULIET MARILLIER Even though she was working to recover, she always told me she needed to be there for Tony. She was ... KRIS KIRKPATRICK My years with Aretha Franklin have been very special, as were the years making records with Dionne W... CLIVE DAVIS (The slide) was just one of those unfortunate things. It wasn't malicious at all--she just did what ... JAMIE NEBEKER The incident with Dawn hadn't been one of my finer moments. I honestly hadn't expected to break any ... RICHELLE MEAD She just stood on her head today. She saw every one of our shots in the third period, and the ones s... ANDREA NICHOLS It was an unfortunate incident, but we feel safe. It's a village of 5000 people and, when you get 50... DAVE CURRIE We saw everything from minor cuts and scrapes, to severe lacerations, broken bones, and cardiac arre... DEANNA LASSEGARD It was one of those games where things got tough and we had to keep pushing through. Coach said in t... JUSTIN INGRAM David was very disappointed with his ride, ... He had been going well in training but just wasn't at... FRANK CAMPBELL That night she was so happy; even in the trap, she was purring, ... And I was so happy. We were up a... JACK MCCOY Hugh Lynn Cayce, Edgar Cayce's son, is quoted as saying, The best interpretation of a dream is o... HENRY REED For she had embodied the Great Perhaps--she had proved to me that it was worth it to leave behind my... JOHN GREEN It came as a tremendous shock to us. We had no idea. She was walking with a cane, she was speaking m... YOLANDA KING When she first moved to Brighton, the flat on the Lawns had felt luxurious and it had seemed as if s... SARA SHERIDAN I was watching the news a lot on TV, and was just kind of struck by how, it seemed like every hour, ... DAN ANDERSON My own fault. The equipment had safeties but your primary piece of protective equipment was your bra... MAX BARRY These guys had a tremendous season. We had a lot of different guys step up and contribute every nigh... LONNIE PARAMORE It just goes to show that if you keep working hard, good things will happen to you. J-Mac works his ... BRIAN BENSON She didn't like to be alone at night. She was afraid of the dark, I don't know why. But one of us wo... AUDREY JOHNSON I have no problem saying I was upset and I was hot. Do I regret some of the things I said? I do. LYLE OBERG Suppose I were to give you a key ring [...] with a hundred keys, and I were to tell you that one of ... DAVID FOSTER WALLACE Everything that was happening that night was for the amusement of the guards. CHUCK NEILL There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behin... KEVIN HART Minor problem or not, we take every incident very seriously. We address them all with proactive step... AMANDA TOBIN Two nights ago, my son's Iphone was stolen. He kept saying "its ok, my possessions don't define me" ... DEYON ANTEKO PITTER She was inspired by a major hot flash and a bottle of wine. KATHI GLIST We had a little incident after Friday's game (against Mount Vernon). My punishment was to do a coupl... MANUAL CASS Theres an old saying that victory has 100 fathers and defeat is an orphan. JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY When I grew up in the South, I was taught that segregation was the will of God, and the Bible was qu... JOHN SHELBY SPONG Things must be done by parties, not by persons using parties as tools. BENJAMIN DISRAELI I'm disappointed to see this happening. We do know that part of this was intentional. DICK PIPER My contention is that periodic does not mean every Monday. My question would be, ?What if another ch... JASON PAGE People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that the... KEANU REEVES We had to change a lot of things with her. Once she learned and adapted to our system, it was like o... DARREN JACKSON I knew she came out with 31 points last night and I had to 'D' it up on her tonight. I was working a... BECCA MCARDLE Evidence shows that if she was in the house, then she would have to be aware of what was happening. ... MARK PRICE In interviews I gave early on in my career, I was quoted as saying it was possible to have it all: a... JESSICA SAVITCH She (Olivo) called me the day before she left (for La Academia USA). She was so excited and her enth... DAVE SCHMIDT I was in Europe a little while ago, and USA TODAY ran this item about how I was washing bike shorts ... THE BEATLES [Miller said it was through an individual response to terrorism] that we began to understand our own... SANDRA MILLER We had been everywhere. We had really seen nothing. And I catch myself thinking today that our long ... VLADIMIR NABOKOV [Since Oprah Winfrey said last month that she would no longer make monthly book picks, new clubs hav... KELLY RIPA I think everyone was in agreement the John Bolduc had absolutely pitch perfect intonation and just b... JACK KNOX There was something in her eyes! Her eyes were expressive and from the first day that they met, they... AVIJEET DAS Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasie... GOOD WILL HUNTING As such, (he) was responsible for all repairs. He had to be notified even for minor repairs, and he ... RICHARD GRECO Shannon really pitched well today. (Jenna) Hall is just a tremendous batter. Shannon gave up some hi... MELINDA FISCHER I was very specific as to what the special would be because I had just directed Jon and Dennis, ... ... JEFF GARLIN
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