All day long I've been telling myself it's only a merry-go-round. Some people fall off quicker than others. No big mystery.

The whip of the Ancient Taskmaster cracks upon us all!

The president I came to know best was George Herbert Walker Bush. No. 41 in your program, No. 1 on your list of fast-playing golfers.

The reason I wrote about women's golf is because I've helped out some with the Kathy Whitworth Cup, a tournament they have in Fort Worth every year where they invite 60 of the best junior golfers in the country and even some foreign players.

Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament.

I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.