All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.

Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.

Kill me if I ever look that Bad" . . . "Dude, what are you saying? . . . On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago.

Or, I could just sit in the bushes and pump the hand pump
until the plumbing was superpressurized to 110 psi. This way, when
someone goes to flush a toilet, the toilet tank will explode. At 150 psi, if
someone turns on the shower, the water pressure will blow off the shower
head, strip the threads, blam, the shower head turns into a mortar shell.
Tyler only says this to make me feel better. The truth is I like my boss.
Besides, I'm enlightened now. You know, only Buddha-style behavior.