“All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.”

“An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.”

“Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.”

Depression is a deadly disease that can lead you down a dark lonely road.

The most ideal man is the man who can justify his arrogance and sense of grandiosity with his abilities - he gains respect, envy, jealousy,lust, admiration, hatred and enough distance from the public to sit in his chair laughing at the world around him - if only he had a loving wife

Every time I thought to, I wrote about you.