All of this stuff is kind of like 'Alice in Wonderland,' ... I've never before encountered this kind of standoff at a border.

...Is Wonderland really a wonder...when you have nowhere to land?

It's like raping Alice in Wonderland.

ALICE
She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And she grew so tall,
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And down she shrank so small.
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin' at all.

Alice:How long is forever? White Rabbit:Sometimes, just one second.

Curiouser and curiouser!