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All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.


Samuel Butler

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All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
SAMUEL BUTLER Stuff and nonsense. Nonsense and stuff and much of a muchness and nonsense all over again. We are al...
MARISSA MEYER Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
ROBERT HEINLEIN Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN If you are better than all others, then you are greater than all those.
VIKRANT PARSAI Profound nonsense is to some what deep thought is to others.
FATHOM The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearne, but it is still nonsense.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and the clever books are the refutation of that nonse...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI If you think about it, 534 members of the U.S. Congress cannot all be religious. That's just sta...
RICHARD DAWKINS Bureaucracies force us to practice nonsense. And if you rehearse nonsense, you may one day find your...
LAURENCE GONZALES Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
DOUGLAS ADAMS Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear...
ADAM DURITZ Don't for heaven's sake, be afraid of talking nonsense! But you must pay attention to your no...
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE The Red Queen shook her head. "You may call it 'nonsense' if you like," she said, "but I've heard no...
LEWIS CARROLL Very truly, I tell you, servants are not greater than their master, nor are messengers greater than ...
JESUS CHRIST People are fond of using the its not what you know, its who you know adage as an excuse for inaction...
TIMOTHY FERRISS The learned fool writes nonsense in better language that the unlearned - but it's still nonsense.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN It is all nonsense, to be sure; and so much the greater nonsense inasmuch as the true interpretation...
ARTHUR MACHEN When all are talking, no one is probably listening; but if no one is speaking then perhaps all are o...
ANUJ SOMANY Onward, then! To glory and some such nonsense.
BRANDON SANDERSON all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
FRANK MYERS We're all animals, high school is animals, but some of us are more animal than others. Like in 'Anim...
NED VIZZINI Some people applaud my no nonsense approach to life. Others say my methods are “extreme”. Where ...
CARLOS WALLACE Nonsense remains nonsense, even when talked by world-famous scientists.
JOHN C. LENNOX It is amazing that when someone else spouts the nonsense you yourself believe you can readily percei...
PHILIP K. DICK All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
GEORGE ORWELL All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
GEORGE ORWELL It is nonsense to say that Germans are unable to change.
ANGELA MERKEL That is absolutely nonsense, ... Those kinds of statements are not helpful.
ABDEL RAHMAN You can convert this human system into absolute receptivity, where you can perceive life in ways tha...
SADHGURU We know this to be all nonsense.
UNKNOWN People say you can't teach writing, but I think that's nonsense.
TRACY KIDDER If you don't have a consensus that it's nonsense, you don't have a breakthrough.
BURT RUTAN We are all are equal, but some pay higher tax rates than others.
JEFF RICH Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited
GEORGE SANTAYANA A careless song, with a little nonsense in it now and then, does not mis-become a monarch.
HORACE WALPOLE Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip ...
MARK TWAIN (PSEUDONYM OF SAMUEL LANGHORNE CLEMENS) From the Squirrel skin Marcosset Made some mittens for our hero. Mittens with the fur-side ins...
REV. GEORGE AUGUSTUS STRONG (USED PSEUDONYM MARC ANTONY HENDERSON) There's a skin without and a skin within, A covering skin and a lining skin, But the skin with...
OLD SONG When Bryan O'Lynn had no shirt to put on, He took him a sheep skin to make him a' one. "With t...
OLD SONG No one is exempt from taking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it solemnly.
MICHAEL EYQUEN DE MONTAIGNE How pleasant to know Mr. Lear! Who has written such volumes of stuff! Some think him ill-tempe...
EDWARD LEAR To vanish nonsense with the charms of sound.
CHARLES CHURCHILL 'T was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borog...
LEWIS CARROLL (PSEUDONYM OF REV. CHARLES L. DODGSON) For blocks are better cleft with wedges, Tan tools of sharp or subtle edges, And dullest nonse...
SAMUEL BUTLER (1) A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.
UNKNOWN Benjamin Hardlysee decided to point it out to me.
DAVID GAY Nonsense is an assertion of man's spiritual freedom in spite of all the oppressions of circumstance
ALDOUS HUXLEY Nonsense is to sense, as shade to light; it heightens effect
FREDERICK SAUNDERS A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men
WILLY WONKA He killed the noble Mudjokivis. Of the skin he made him mittens, Made them with the fur side i...
ANONYMOUS Mingle a little folly with your wisdom; a little nonsense now and then is pleasant. [Lat., Misce ...
HORACE (QUINTUS HORATIUS FLACCUS) It is completely unimportant. That is why it is so interesting!
AGATHA CHRISTIE Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
E. M. FORSTER We need a Katrina reconstruction commission headed by a no-nonsense, nonpolitical, businessman manag...
DAVID VITTER She's the best player in SCISAA. And that's not arguably or any of that nonsense. But we just didn't...
ANTHONY HOUSTON That's just a lot of nonsense. It points to the fact that he does not have any issues to talk about.
HAROLD TAYLOR I was supposed to be gutted but that's all nonsense. I'm happy as I am. I'm single and not looking f...
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY We'll have to see," Belbo said. He rummaged in his drawer and took out some sheets of paper. "Potio-...
UMBERTO ECO Dis and dis and deese and dose
HUGH PIERCE That's nonsense. The association never sets prices - the big mills do based on costs and supply and ...
QI XIANGDONG We are extremely happy to have Steve back as our Chief Steward. He has a no-nonsense approach and hi...
RON BENNETT It is nonsense for the Attorney General to say she had no more options,
DENNIS HASTERT When Ford comes along and says that Toyota is manipulating the supply, it's nonsense. Toyota develop...
KURT SANGER I took a bunch of pictures. You can see 'em on my MySpace page, along with my favorite songs and mov...
CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
LEWIS CARROLL in nonsense is strength
KURT VONNEGUT The words I'm singing now Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS They're bringing it in faster than they're getting it out.
DAVID GAY The idea that it's going to be midnight in the middle of the afternoon is just nonsense.
JUDAH LEVINE Nonsense is always a distraction.
JEFF VAN GUNDY This notion that we want to shock Muslims, that is complete nonsense. They don't need to agree in th...
MAUD BREDERO Books are fatal: they are the curse of the human race. Nine-tenths of existing books are nonsense, a...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI The five senses are horse sense, innocence, common sense, concupiscence, and nonsense.
SOURCE UNKNOWN There are a lot of laws from Europe about employing people which are absolute nonsense.
BEN ELLIOT What do you think?" shouted Razumihin, louder than ever, "you think I am attacking them for talking ...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense ...
C.S. LEWIS Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense ...
C. S. LEWIS All animals except man know that the ultimate point of life is to enjoy it. -Samuel Butler.
SAMUEL BUTLER Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
CHARLES LAMB 'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
CHARLES LAMB Wherever you are, be all there.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Chief justices come and go, ... Some are more influential than others because they are greater lawye...
HUGO BLACK If some people have the belief or view that the Dalai Lama has some miracle power, that's totall...
DALAI LAMA All movies are good if we are attentive to the social message that it conveys often in a subdued ton...
ANUJ SOMANY Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads.
ANDONI GARCIA Inspired By Beauty In Creation We Are One
DANIEL GILMAN For all men are equal,in order to show man that you are equal,then always do things lesser than your...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) To prove that all men are equal, rich or poor,nature has made it compulsory for all to breath the sa...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) When trusting your intuition, you limit nonsense.
LOLA SINS The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense ...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
CHARLES LAMB I thought maybe if I stared hard enough, I could see the lights of the city I had left so very far b...
LEMONY SNICKET nonsense environment.
JANIS JOPLIN It Takes Sense To Sense, Non-Sense
SYED SHARUKH All this talk about inspiration and moment is nonsense.
M. F. HUSAIN Some of them are further along than others.
CLAUDIA JONES Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are, Mr. Stark."

"Nonsense. I'm fucking brilli...
J. KENNER

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SAMUEL BUTLER I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
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SAMUEL BUTLER The wish to spread those opinions that we hold conducive to our own welfare is so deeply rooted in ...
SAMUEL BUTLER To swallow gudgeons ere they're catched, And count their chickens ere they're hatched
SAMUEL BUTLER People are lucky and unlucky...according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been ...
SAMUEL BUTLER Quoth Hudibras, I smell a rat; Ralpho, thou dost prevaricate
SAMUEL BUTLER Quoth Hudibras, Friend Ralph, thou hast Outrun the constable at last
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