All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

In fact, his constant mantra is he doesn't want anybody doing anything that's immoral, illegal or unethical.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.