FastSaying

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.

Eoin Colfer

dirtyfallhumorkidsoceanpocketsoapwashing

Related Quotes

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
— Eoin Colfer
funhumorinternet
A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.
— Eoin Colfer
airmanfallladder
Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
Foaly: The EIB?
Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
— Eoin Colfer
humor
If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
— Eoin Colfer
humor
Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
— Eoin Colfer
humor