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All you have to do is watch the first minute and a half of the new season, and you know there's no other show like it.


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CHRIS STOKES Having the right people around you all the time is important. I do take the acting seriously. But th...
CHRIS BROWN The more you are positive and say, 'I want to have a good life,' the more you build that rea...
CHRIS PINE It connects humans to other humans in a profound way that I've never seen before in any other fo...
CHRIS MILK It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with tha...
CHRIS ROCK We all live in a universe in which we're either asked to or are forced to accept certain premise...
CHRIS PAVONE Now I'm confused. Now I don't know what I want.
CHRIS KIRKPATRICK I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes ba...
CHRIS PINE I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go...
CHRIS O'DOWD I would love to close my eyes and see myself with my girlfriend when we're 99 years old and I ha...
CHRIS MESSINA Mediocrity scares me. It's the fear of not being as good as you want to be. If you give over to ...
CHRIS PINE In any bureaucracy, there's a natural tendency to let the system become an excuse for inaction.
CHRIS FUSSELL A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, act...
CHRIS JERICHO There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spande...
CHRIS JERICHO The point is that when I see a sunset or a waterfall or something, for a split second it's so gr...
CHRIS EVANS I play Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry. I have amassed a fortune on that. I have almost 30 millio...
CHRIS CORNELL I am just pitifully nostalgic. I can't help but roll my eyes at myself frequently. I mean, I sti...
CHRIS LOWELL If you're an American kid, you can't help but be influenced by Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath a...
CHRIS CORNELL The violence of war is random. It does not make sense. And many of those who struggle with loss also...
CHRIS HEDGES Just remember,' a Marine Corps lieutenant colonel told me as he strapped his pistol belt under his a...
CHRIS HEDGES There are always people willing to commit unspeakable human atrocity in exchange for a little power ...
CHRIS HEDGES I said we are going to balance an $11 billion budget deficit in a $29 billion budget, so by percenta...
CHRIS CHRISTIE I'm much more starstruck by athletes than I am by actors, and I think I saw Kobe Bryant at a bas...
CHRIS EVANS I was in the room when Sundar convinced Eric Schmidt that it would be possible to unseat Internet Ex...
CHRIS SACCA I drew a lot of inspiration from the Ginuwines, the Ushers, the Michael Jacksons, the James Browns, ...
CHRIS BROWN I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so ...
CHRIS HARDWICK