Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.
J.D. Salinger
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ARNOLD PARKER When my time ends, I want people to say, 'Man her music made me smile; it just enlightened my li...
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WAYNE BRADY It hurts every time you walk in the locker room and his locker is still up, ... Every time somebody ...
ARNOLD PARKER My mind and gut are never simpatico: Every time I think somebody likes me, she doesn't; every time I...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN Every time I trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn't
ARIA BIEBER Perhaps you are making a cat's paw of me with Phillotson all this time. Upon my word it almost seems...
THOMAS HARDY Somebody once asked me if I ever went up to the plate trying to hit a home run. I said, 'Sure, every...
MICKEY MANTLE I have to give the credit to Mr. Volpe at the announcer?s table, he makes me laugh, gives me nicknam...
BEN SCHWARTZ I remember her calling me and just crying, almost uncontrollably. It was very sad.
MARK LATURNER It's weird - on almost every film I've worked on, the first sequence we storyboard ends up b...
PETE DOCTER I really like the short stories that Melissa Bank writes. I think she's sort of channeling the f...
WHIT STILLMAN This was a crisis for me. It was a sad time.
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MICKEY MANTLE Every time somebody speaks of my honesty, there is someone who quivers inside me.
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BUDDY BELL About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
HERBERT HOOVER About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
HERBERT CLARK HOOVER Once somebody gives me the official word to let it go, I'm going to let it go.
BLAINE BOYER It is a very sad time and a big loss for me personally.
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NISHI DE SILVA Stephen is a big, big player, so he makes me work really hard. Every time he blocks my shot, then I ...
AHMET GUEYE It made me happy but sad at the same time,
DAVID ARMOUR It's a real chore making ends meet every month.
SEAN VAN SOMMERAN About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
HERBERT HOOVER Every time I dream, you are present in them and every time I open my eyes and see you next to me it ...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the
ends.
PAUL DICKSON About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
HERBERT HOOVER For me, the act of telling the story and showing it to somebody is almost gravy.
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HANNAH REIFF People have a hard time making me dress up to look like a classy gal.
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LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON It is odd but agitation or contest of any kind gives a rebound to my spirits and sets me up for a ti...
LORD BYRON The video's kinda sad ... but it's a sad song, so the video obviously has to follow that. But it end...
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JOHN KRASINSKI I don't like people around me sad. I like making people happy.
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PAUL S. KEMP It is really exciting for me to see her making it this far, accomplishing her dream. She gives young...
EMMA HOMBERG Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
J. D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
J.D. SALINGER Every travel gives me new thought into life.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA My country owes me nothing. It gave me, as it gives every boy and girl, a chance. It gave me schooli...
HERBERT HOOVER Every time somebody tries to go in and reinvent what we do, it always ends up being more about techn...
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ROSARYMAN He was our ironman tonight. So far, he's having a great year. He always gives me 100 percent every t...
FRANK MICHALOWSKI Every gesture and every look he gives me takes me by surprise and causes my heart to stutter.
ASHLEY EARLEY If I have a choice between looking something up and making it up, I'll make it up every time.
W. P. KINSELLA Money gives me pleasure all the time.
HILAIRE BELLOC To me, there is no more conscientious umpire in the Major Leagues than Jim Joyce. He gives you a hel...
TONY LA RUSSA My extravagance is my garden - it's the first thing I look at every morning when I wake up. It g...
INA GARTEN I grew up in this house. It doesn't make me feel good. It's sad.
DAVID LOO Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up.
CASEY STENGEL Long after Salinger sent me away, I continued to believe his standards and expectations were the bes...
JOYCE MAYNARD When I hear somebody like Hayes Carll write a song that's touching and poignant and sad and funn...
JASON ISBELL Life is as sad as a glass of grenadine.' ... It’s almost that. It is sad. But, at the same time, h...
MYLèNE FARMER It gives me strength to have somebody to fight for; I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I...
EMILIE AUTUMN The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt ever...
GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt ever...
GABRIEL GARCíA MáRQUEZ Every time they will show up unexpectedly and do drugs tests, but it doesn't bother me.
ASAFA POWELL I'm pretty adamant about making sure of having somebody to hike with me next time, ... I don't think...
JAMES PENFOLD Every time I'd go down there to close up, everybody thanked me.
MARGARET WARNER The word that almost makes me throw up is satin; damask makes me throw up.
BILLY BALDWIN In fact, almost every job you get somebody watching you.
JACK VANCE It's almost like having a troubled child that ends up graduating from law school.
CLAUDIA ALEXANDER Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is ...
SEVE BALLESTEROS He used to harp on me every day on how we had fat tight ends.
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REY MYSTERIO Pop told me he had about four guys almost tripped over cords. We had a couple of guys almost stumble...
LARRY BROWN I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
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ANTONIN ARTAUD Every single time you help somebody stand up you are helping humanity rise.
STEVE MARABOLI It was hard for me. He worked with me every day. We did a lot of stuff together ... I almost left th...
GLEN TAYLOR Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my...
AL YANKOVIC Every time I failed in life, I end up achieving better.
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AQUIB ALI since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I thin...
JAY KRISTOFF Being a vegan just helps me build up my self-esteem. I feel good about it every time I eat a meal.
STEVE-O They just nail the fire out of me every time they go up.
GEORGE MAGNUS He tells me the same thing every time he hangs up before every game: 'I love you.
BEVERLY DEGORY Waking up today gives me hope for better tomorrows.
OLASOT It all added up to something that's making me feel proud,
ROBBIE ROBERTSON Everybody ends up having a wonderful time.
ELLEN MORYL The only thing I like about air travel is it gives me time to read.
JANE LINDSKOLD I have always enjoyed my solitude. It gives me time to think and to write.
AVIJEET DAS When we have somebody who says, 'I want to help you and not charge you,' that gives me a warm and fu...
DENNIS W. MCMASTER Competition gives me energy. It keeps me focused.
CONOR MCGREGOR You can scream at me, call me for a shoot at midnight, keep me waiting for hours - as long as what e...
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CHRIS BURKE They tell me somebody will either write me a letter, which I have never received a letter at any tim...
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J.D. SALINGER People never think anything is anything really. I'm getting goddam sick of it.
J.D. SALINGER Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all—...
J.D. SALINGER I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do l...
J.D. SALINGER If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate ev...
J.D. SALINGER It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
J.D. SALINGER Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin...
J.D. SALINGER I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park Sout...
J.D. SALINGER I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
J.D. SALINGER It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
J.D. SALINGER Sleep tight, ya morons!
J.D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
J.D. SALINGER If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor...
J.D. SALINGER Everybody in this family gets his goddamn religion in a different package.
J.D. SALINGER Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield
J.D. SALINGER She was around ten minutes late, as a matter of fact. I didn't give a damn, though. All that crap th...
J.D. SALINGER One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say...
J.D. SALINGER You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have t...
J.D. SALINGER But what I mean is, lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking abo...
J.D. SALINGER Then the carousel started, and I watched her go round and round...All the kids tried to grap for the...
J.D. SALINGER Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
J.D. SALINGER We got passes, till midnight after the parade. I met Muriel at the Biltmore at seven. Two drinks, tw...
J.D. SALINGER -Hey, listen," I said. "You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That litt...
J.D. SALINGER If you're not in
the mood, you can't do that stuff right.
J.D. SALINGER I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
J.D. SALINGER There is a marvelous peace in not publishing ... I like to write. I love to write. But I write just ...
J.D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy
J.D. SALINGER Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well o...
J.D. SALINGER O tipo da marinha e eu dissemos um ao outro que tinha sido um prazer. Que é uma coisa que me deixa ...
J.D. SALINGER People always think something's all true.
J.D. SALINGER It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you...
J.D. SALINGER Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly
J.D. SALINGER Keep me up till five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…Oh dare to do it Budd...
J.D. SALINGER I don't like it when it stings,' he said. 'Nobody does.
J.D. SALINGER American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President.
PIERRE SALINGER