Although present on the occasion, I have no clear recollection of the events leading up to it.

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself.

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked

Say what you have to say and the first time you come to a sentence with a grammatical ending-sit down.

Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together - what do you get? The sum of their fears

'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.