Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

If I could sit down with Mayor Bloomberg, or the mayor here in Tokyo, I would say take certain parts of the city, certain walls, and make them legal, let kids do pieces on them. But no mayor would do that, because it would be endorsing it, admitting there was some sort of artistic merit.

I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.

Laughter translates into any language.

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I'm only visiting.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.