Jack Handy
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JACK HANDY As a young boy, when you get splashed by a mud puddle on the way to school, you wonder if you should... JACK HANDY CHARLES HANDY CHARLES HANDY CHARLES HANDY CHARLES HANDY Let's not be confused. We all sit on the same side of the fence: all Java is good, all standards are... SCOTT HANDY CHARLES HANDY Our mothers knew we were OK when we were at the Y. DOT HANDY CHARLES HANDY Fair Park has been totally dominating teams from the second period on all year. LOUIS HANDY Their point guard is salty. We've got to eliminate some of his talents and make them play another st... LOUIS HANDY You don't bail on something you've had success with all season. I was hoping we could get back on tr... LOUIS HANDY They were, as I anticipated, a good ball club. They executed all the particulars, the little small t... LOUIS HANDY My confidence has really been boosted back up to where it should be. In the beginning of the season,... 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WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation - from the writers of the world... JACK HERER I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old. JACK WHITEHALL JACK NICHOLSON JACK REED JACK PALANCE Perfectionists are their own devils. JACK KIRBY JACK WELCH JACK CANFIELD JACK WELCH JACK KEROUAC JACK NICKLAUS It was only after the Grimms published two editions primarily for adults that they changed their att... JACK ZIPES Though the Grimms kept about 100 of the tales from the first edition, they changed them a good deal. JACK ZIPES In 1995, I founded a storytelling program for children called Neighborhood Bridges in collaboration ... JACK ZIPES I have a daughter, Hanna, and I never read fairy tales to her. But I did tell her bedtime tales and ... JACK ZIPES 'Once Upon a Time', 'Mirror Mirror' - those shows and films focus on women and their... 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Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. 
The world had teeth and it could bite you with them anytime it wanted. 
It is a lie. 
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. 
Style, is like a frog: you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in the process. 
America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. M... 
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he ... 
I want to tell few things, I like the truth in all faces. why??
I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself to a lot of cool imagery with the whole frog th... 
Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired gee... 
It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded mu... 
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. 
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. 
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. 
Hold me like you hold the hand of a little kid who needs you in loneliness, bite my fingers like you... 
Ambition is a vice, but it may be the father of virtue 
A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and lov... 
If you have a great ambition, take as big a step as possible in the direction of fulfilling it. The ... 
Ambition is sneered at by some bands. It seems like a pretty good thing to me. 
I could remember it. But I couldn’t see it again, and it occurred to me that the voracious ambitio... 
I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love ... 
You don't find interesting stuff because you don't search enough, ... every book has it's own lesson... 
'Intensity' is a good word. It's like ambition, if it's not ambition at expense of s... 
The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity. 
The Devil fears the word of God, He can't bite it; it breaks his teeth 
'1984' is not a wonder tale. Not only could it happen, but it has happened, but under differ... 
It has been a long journey, but if you dream and have the ambition and want to work hard, then you c... 
The value of routine; trusting your swing. 
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog. 
“It is mysterious that the ambition should have come first - the wish to be a writer, to have that... 
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." 
My second wife left me because she said I was too ambitious. She didn't realize that it is only the ... 
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discoura... 
I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... 
Kiss me, and you'll live forever. You'll be a frog, but you'll live forever. 
The universe is hilarious! Like, Venus is 900 degrees. I could tell you it melts lead. But that'... 
Laura felt a warmth inside her. It was very small, but it was strong. It was steady, like a tiny lig... 
There are so many things we do in life that define the real meaning of our lives. There are so many ... 
I wish we could have state-of-the-art hospitals in every corner of the earth... but realistically, i... 
Although I cannot see your face
That's how it happen! 
Awareness makes us emotionally brilliant!
Remove the temptation to settle for anything short of what you deserve. 
I'm scared every time I go into the ring, but it's how you handle it. What you have to do is plant y... 
Welcome to golf, ... I wish we could say we could putt well every day, but it doesn't happen. The on... 
You jumped like a frog.
For starters, that’s a rather simple principle of Time Travel right there – and according to the... 
Ambition leads me not only farther than any other man has been before me, but as far as I think it p... 
Ambition has but one reward for all: A little power, a little transient fame; A grave to rest in, an... 
I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. 
Coraline also explored for animals. She found a hedgehog, and a snakeskin )but no snake), and a rock... 
It was the only ambition I ever had - not to be a dancer or Hollywood movie star, but to be a housew... 
Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advic... 
I have no spur to prick the sides of my intent, but only vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself, ... 
Every time you pass a law, it is a little bite out of freedom. 
Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. 
The morality of compromise' sounds contradictory. Compromise is usually a sign of weakness, or an a... 
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. 
The financial crisis is a stark reminder that transparency and disclosure are essential in today'... 
The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed. 
Control your own destiny or someone else will. 
I believe that people make their own luck by great preparation and good strategy. 
If you pick the right people and give them the opportunity to spread their wings and put compensatio... 
Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay ma... 
If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll snea... 