America is built on a tilt, and everything loose slides towards California.

...It is hard to overestimate how far a man can go in America if he looks good on a horse.

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

Сега не съм по-мързелив, отколкото бях преди 40г., но то е защото още преди 40г. бях достигнал крайния предел на мързела. Човек не е в състояние да надхвърли възможностите ти.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.