American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer

The minute a thing is long and complicated it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept but they are understood.

There are two things that can disrupt the American economy. One is a war. The other is a meeting of The Federal Reserve Board.

You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.