Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

If you're a Boy Scout on Mars with a compass, you're lost.

Getting into the Lampoon was like a Boy Scout initiation or something - they'd be very cruel to you until you made someone laugh, then they welcomed you into the fold.

Thank God for Skype!

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.