An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.

Ever since man invented the wheel, he has been the confused victim of the miracles he has wrought.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.