An optimist is the human personification of spring.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.

...if you live feeling like
Your glass is half empty, well,
It may as well be empty all the way.

Whatever you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerely believe, and enthusiastically act upon must inevitably come to pass.