An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.But . . . an onion a day keeps
everyone away.
UNKNOWN An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
PROVERB A cliche a day keeps the doctor away
GERMAN DOUGHERTY An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
No one's immune to bribery.
JOANNE HARRIS If you want to get rid of a doctor spouse, eat apple a day, coz an apple a day keeps all doctors awa...
DR HITESH C SHETH An apple a day keeps the homework away,
JENNIFER WEINER A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
ANONYMOUS Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
EDWARD ABBEY A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY A drink a day keeps the shrink away
EDWARD ABBEY When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST Some cook, some bake, I just make the kind of food that keeps the doctor away...
PHILIP T. M. A cause a day keeps reality away.
JIM FRASER A hug a day keeps the bad boys away.
JIM ANDERSON One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.
SAUL BELLOW A Smoothie a day keeps Big Pharma away.
GARY HOPKINS A Pizza Slice a day keeps Sadness Away.
JET PAACAL Ten minutes of meditation a day, keeps the psychiatrist away.
ABHIJIT NASKAR Orlando is a popular destination from Charleston, West Virginia, like a lot of other places, It has ...
KENT CARPER I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST There was a young lady named Mae
Who smoked without stopping all day;
As pack followed pac...
EDWARD GOREY Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT Ever afternoon, me and Baby Girl set in the. rocking chair before her nap. Ever afternoon, I tell he...
KATHRYN STOCKETT (During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze
RUTH WESTHEIMER It is both my and Jill's intention to work on collaborative marketing in the future. We think this w...
LAWSON ROBERTS You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!
THE DOCTOR A chuckle a day may not keep the doctor away, but it sure does make those times in life's waiting ro...
ANNE WILSON SCHAEF An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
MARK TWAIN The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you j...
STEVEN MOFFAT What's an orgasm? It's hard to describe, but if I'm yelling and screaming from sheer, intense, sexua...
TASSA DESALADA Three fishers went sailing away to the west,/ Away to the west as the sun went down.
CHARLES KINGSLEY When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
BETTY FRIEDAN The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put...
STEVEN MOFFAT Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir.
The Doctor: Ah, there you ar...
STEVEN MOFFAT There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.
STEVEN MOFFAT Geronimo!
STEVEN MOFFAT You don't want to take over the universe. You wouldn't know what to do with it beyond shout at it.
STEVEN MOFFAT Better than an orgasm? Clearly the woman was having lousy orgasms.
AMY ANDREWS Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.
KRISTIN DAVIS Mae's first impulse was to die of shame, but she realized after a hot, stomach-clenching moment that...
SARAH REES BRENNAN *Throwing bread out of door* AND STAY OUT!
RUSSELL T. DAVIES It keeps the boredom away.
LEON DEEMER Bow ties are cool.
STEVEN MOFFAT Some people live more in twenty year than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's ...
STEPHEN GREENHORN The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think th...
STEVEN MOFFAT Amy Pond: 'I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box.'
The Doctor...
STEVEN MOFFAT If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynechologist, I'd fake an orgasm.
BLINK 182 The Great Bailout is mostly over for the banks. But for those troubled behemoths of the nation's...
CHARLES DUHIGG The industry keeps saying that this is a West Coast phenomenon, ... I don't think we know it's just ...
MARY ARONSON It keeps people away.
CILLIAN MURPHY Transparency keeps away controversy.
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Some fake happiness, some fake sadness and some fake an orgasm.
DOMINIC RICCITELLO I'll tell you one thing. Being with you keeps a girl fit.'
The Doctor beamed breathlessl...
MIKE TUCKER A bomb under the west car park at Twickenham on an international day would end fascism in England fo...
PHILIP TOYNBEE A good snapshot keeps a moment from running away.
EUDORA WELTY We want to be in North Charleston and North Charleston wants us to be here.
LYNN TILTON Rose: 'If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?'
Doctor: 'Lots of pl...
RUSSELL T. DAVIES Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.]
One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor...
JAMES GOSS I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh...
STEVEN MOFFAT It's Smith, actually.' Dr Smith smiled, bowing. 'I've remembered that my name is Smith. Almost defin...
JAMES GOSS Visiting the sick' is an orgasm of superiority in the contemplation of our neighbor's helplessness
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim ...
RICHELLE MEAD Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
CRAY SEYMORE Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
CRAY SEYMORE She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST