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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


E. B. White

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MICHAEL P. WILLIAMS Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
JIM BENTON The frog is the American Indian symbol for peace and it's significant in all these different culture...
CATESBY JONES I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself to a lot of cool imagery with the whole frog th...
LES CLAYPOOL Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't both...
JACK HANDY Is the frog dead?
BEVERLY HILTON Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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ROBERT BENCHLEY Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
ANONYMOUS He's a frog out of water.
STEPHANIE BELL My parents used to call me 'The Little Frog,' because whenever they asked how I knew somethi...
TALULAH RILEY Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.
WAYNE WHITE There is a kidney-shaped fish pool outside the picture window. I cleaned it out and put in some larg...
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS The world is mud-luscious and mind is a frog, take a leap.
LILY CHATTERJEE For you are the frog and I am the toad, very different is our road
DANIEL ROBERT O'NEILL We've kissed the frog and turned into a prince.
JIM LARRANAGA Theories pass. The frog remains.
JEAN ROSTAND What is this frog and mouse battle among the mathematicians?
ALBERT EINSTEIN Therefore, predators who learned to associate either the bright colors of the less toxic or more tox...
CATHERINE DARST This is a tree frog that's possibly a new species.
ERIK ANDERSON Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advic...
JIM HENSON You jumped like a frog.
You touched like a dog.
You kissed like a bird.
SANTOSH KALWAR FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs.
AMBROSE BIERCE Joe Schmidt, he couldn't motivate a frog,
HOWARD COSELL And back by popular demand, ... is the hit musical 'Frog and Toad.'
TOM THAYER A frog in a well shaft seeing the sky.
CHINESE PROVERBS Gonna be a real frog-strangling turd-floater.
CHARLES MARTIN Everybody loves listening to frog calls,
CHARLES CARLSON It's not easy being green.
KERMIT THE FROG Someday we'll find it, that rainbow connection,
the lovers the dreamers and me.
KERMIT THE FROG Well, you know, it's interesting being 50, ... You start to reflect on your life. And you look back ...
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KERMIT THE FROG Someday we'll find it, that rainbow connection, the lovers the dreamers and me.
KERMIT THE FROG Time's fun when you're having flies.
KERMIT THE FROG If you can't be a frog. Marry a prince
LOESJE Ads are carefully designed by the Madison Avenue frog-men-of-the-mind for semiconscious exposure.
MARSHALL MCLUHAN When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.
HINDU PROVERB When an elephant is in trouble, even a frog will kick him
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WILLIAM MOUGAYAR I've kissed a prince, Mom. I hope it doesn't turn into a frog.
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ARUNDHATI ROY I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.
TONI BRAXTON I marched to the head Elf. “Where’s the frog?
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ADAM JAY EPSTEIN The frog says, "times fun when you're having flies!
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AESOP The best way to combat this is to continue running the Blue Frog.
ERAN RESHEF “The frog does not jump in the daytime without reason.”
ESAN MAGAZINE Stupidity is when you won't fear God but you will fear the Frog.
BOAKYE OPOKU AGYEMANG If you put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump straight out. If you put it in cold water and gra...
JOHN NIVEN I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.
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CHARLES DICKENS I'm known up there as the guy from Frog Jump. And it's a good thing.
STEPHEN FINCHER Kiss me, and you'll live forever. You'll be a frog, but you'll live forever.
NORMAN SPINRAD How dreary - to be - somebody! How public - like a frog - to tell your name - the livelong June - to...
EMILY DICKINSON The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.
AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERB The frog does not run in the daytime for nothing. - Igbo, Nigeria
AFRICAN PROVERB The toad and the frog kind of split up the vote and allowed the salamander to slip in.
PAT QUINN I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.
CAMERON DIAZ There's Frog Jump on my GPS, so it's there. It's a real place.
STEPHEN FINCHER He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and m...
EDGAR ALLAN POE The poor man, while he apes the wealthy, effects his own ruin. [The fable of frog and the cow.]
PERIANDER OF CORINTH When we have our frog jumping contests we have to import frogs.
DELPHINE PALMER Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.
KIM YOUNG-HA If we can discover the meaning in the trilling of a frog, perhaps we may understand why it is for us...
ADRIAN FORSYTH I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frog...
CAMERON DIAZ And Poppy, remember that someday you will meet a frog who will turn into a handsome prince."
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CATHERINE DARST When I play with my band around the U.S.A., the most requested song is 'Peace Frog.'
ROBBY KRIEGER The frog started to loosen last week and shed during the gallop, ... the cushion between the two hee...
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NEIL GAIMAN Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
BRIAN JACQUES You may remember going to Cherry Park and getting a little frog cookie. Gourmet Gardens is back, and...
ANDREA COOPER (Looking at their son on ultrasound.)
He looks like an angel. (Cassandra)
I don’t know. ...
SHERRILYN KENYON They usually respond by producing calls and approaching the speaker, presumably to ward of an intrud...
ALBERT FENG It is as truly folly for the poor to ape the rich, as for the frog to swell, in order to equal the o...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Don't be scared, puppy dog, little frog, little duck, duckie dog. It's just rain.
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AUGUST KROGH An old Polish frog... with a huge casket of jewels... and she clicks her teeth and shrugs, "Only Rub...
CECIL BEATON The full length of a frog doesn't have to be seen when it's dead. It has to be seen when it jumps. A...
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Critical habitat can be the most effective tool for recovering endangered species, but this designat...
JEFF MILLER We owe it to future generations to ensure that toxic chemicals do not destroy the frog or the wetlan...
BRENT PLATER The sensitive species, which a lot of amphibians are thought to be, are in short supply. We have a c...
JAE ABEL Do not worry about the fly that falls into your palm wine, worry about the frog that may be hopping ...
SEGUN OLOGE I enjoy music -- lots of different types of music. So I wanted to go with some kind of musical frog.
ANDREA COOPER (The golden goose has died, my prince turned into a frog, the Kingdom is lost, everyone has turned i...
NANCY B. BREWER When I drove for British teams... they called me The Tadpole because I was too small to be a frog.
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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It is a lie.
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HANS KAST I've heard that people stand in bad situations because a relationship like that gets turned up by de...
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HYOK KANG I feel like a white granular mass of amorphous crystals -- my formula appears to be isomeric with Sp...
LAFCADIO HEARN Okay you guys need the dope on the real story of the princess and the frog...So once upon a time a b...
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B. B. KING I used to play - when I first started trying to be professional, I disk jockey from 1949 to 1955 in ...
B. B. KING I was a singing disc jockey who heard every type of music there was - and loved it all.
B. B. KING 'She's Dynamite' was a 100 years ago, and I recorded that song because the company thoug...
B. B. KING If T-Bone Walker had been a woman, I would have asked him to marry me. I'd never heard anything ...
B. B. KING I've said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice. Stevie [Ray Vaughan] missed on bo...
B. B. KING When I do eventually drop, I pray to God that it'll happen in one of three ways. Firstly, on sta...
B. B. KING I would sit on the street corners in my hometown of Indianola, Mississippi, and I would play. And, g...
B. B. KING I would sit on the street corners in my hometown of Indianola, Mississippi, and I would play. And, g...
B. B. KING I liked blues from the time my mother used to take me to church. I started to listen to gospel music...
B. B. KING My wife Martha used to call me Ol' Lemon Face because of my facial contortions when I play Lucil...
B. B. KING I tell my children now that they are older, 'If something happens to me... don't make no big...
B. B. KING I developed in my head that I'm never any better than my last concert or the last time I played,...
B. B. KING The minute I stop singing orally, I start to sing by playing Lucille.
B. B. KING The way I feel today, as long as my health is good and I can handle myself well and people still com...
B. B. KING I got a chance to ride today on a very nice bus and from my window I can see how beautiful this coun...
B. B. KING My dad died, I think, at 87. So I'll be lucky if I make 87. But in a lot of cases, the younger p...
B. B. KING Touring a segregated America - forever being stopped and harassed by white cops hurt you most 'c...
B. B. KING Whenever I'm in Kansas City, I think back to all the jazz-blues greats who played the blues here...
B. B. KING I think of guitar players in terms of doctors: you have the doctor for your heart, the cardiologist,...
B. B. KING As for my band, well, my mentors were Duke Ellington, Benny Goodman, Jimmie Lunceford, and no one ha...
B. B. KING I don't have a favorite song that I've written. But I do have a favorite song: 'Always o...
B. B. KING We all have idols. Play like anyone you care about but try to be yourself while you're doing so.
B. B. KING I think the clock is ticking, yes. In fact, I know it is. Frank Sinatra sang about the September of ...
B. B. KING When I was in the country and I was trying to play, nobody seemed to pay too much attention to me. P...
B. B. KING Growing up on the plantation there in Mississippi, I would work Monday through Saturday noon. I'...
B. B. KING When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So ...
B. B. KING In our local Baptist church, I sang in the choir and formed a gospel quartet. When our minister caug...
B. B. KING It seems like I always had to work harder than other people. Those nights when everybody else is asl...
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