And as a filmmaker, I'm trying to unhook myself from this idea that unless you have a brilliant, long, enormously lucrative theatrical run, that your movie somehow failed. And I don't believe that.
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KID CUDI I just don't understand how you can not be concerned about your appearance. From time to time I&... STEPHEN BAYLEY There have been times when I've been asked to do things and I've thought, 'This is great... BILLY CAMPBELL I believe I'm a better writer now than I was when I started. I'm grateful that I had good gu... SHARON DRAPER I'm a Scrabble nut, and I need something to do while I'm travelling. Scrabble keeps me occup... SUZI QUATRO For myself, if I'm trying to obtain a certain longevity in my career, to establish myself as a c... BILLY DEE WILLIAMS As a filmmaker, I wish we didn't have to do trailers at all, quite honestly. I wish we didn'... DREW GODDARD I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious ab... ADAM CAROLLA I believe that, as long as there is plenty, poverty is evil. ROBERT KENNEDY I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create ... JIM CARREY I believe that I'm a hillbilly in my values and in my attitudes, and I don't want to lose th... J. D. VANCE When you read, I'm sure you don't realize that your eyes are going backwards and forwards an... TERRY PRATCHETT As a filmmaker, I always try not to concern myself with the outcome of things. I make the movie, and... SUSANNE BIER I'm just going to be myself; there's no reason for me to try and go out there and put a cert... PAIGE VANZANT I believe that if you reject and don't respect what you have now, that's ingratitude. I'... KATRINA KAIF The road will be one long, I'm sure at that. So far the real friends are few, but few more challange... DEYTH BANGER There's always a side of me that goes, 'I'm just a nerd.' I never look at myself and... HEATHER GRAHAM I'm not trying to influence anyone else; I'm not saying, 'Do what I do.' I think it&... KIM KARDASHIAN I'm my own artist, and I see artists as movies. No one should try to change them for anything. I... ZEDD When you know what the male species is looking for - 'I'm not into a redhead,' 'I do... PATTI STANGER I absolutely believe in assimilation. I don't believe I'm any different from straight people... CHAZ BONO I believe that pluralistic secularism, in the long run, is a more deadly poison than straightforward... FRANCIS SCHAEFFER Don't play for one run unless you know that run will win a ballgame. EARL WEAVER I think of myself more as a filmmaker or as a film person than as strictly just a writer. I don'... PETER GOULD 'Lone Gunmen' was my first job, and I got a little cocky, thinking I'm brilliant and don... ZULEIKHA ROBINSON One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rul... MIKE JUDGE I don't like technology and all that. I'm a farm boy. I would rather live in that time when ... TRAVIS FIMMEL I was mostly interested in it as a theatrical film. Personally, I am not so interested in television... BILLE AUGUST I'm not going to throw chairs; I'm not going to cuss. I'm not going to do that kind of s... ANDRE WARD I don't believe in being vengeful or trying to send a message to someone. You waste your energy ... CIARA You never saw Peter Sellers the actor trying to make you laugh. All he was doing was the character. ... STEVE CARELL Online is such a brilliant, brilliant way to connect with young readers - even if they just want to ... PATRICK NESS This stand wasn't because I feel like I'm being put down in any kind of way. This is because... COLIN KAEPERNICK So as long as I'm a working actor, I can improve. I want to work with people that frighten me an... ANNE HATHAWAY I don't have a style. I've never thought of myself as a stylist like the visual stylists I a... SYDNEY POLLACK Maybe I don't take myself so seriously any more. And I don't care how I'm judged. I'... EMMA THOMPSON I don't believe that you have a work life and a home life. I believe that you have one life, and... SRIKUMAR RAO I do believe that I deserve what I have. I don't think I'm entitled to it. That's a big ... ADAM LEVINE No, I wouldn't direct a movie, no. I couldn't. I don't have the patience for it, I don... NICK CAVE I'm such a coward that unless I get a good writer, I don't want to make a picture. HOWARD HAWKS My parents are left-wing, and I would describe myself as that. But also, you know what? I wouldn'... DANIEL RADCLIFFE If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally. ADAM BRODY I believe that all men and women will be saved. PAT BUCKLEY Amongst my friends, I am known as the most cynical person they know - I'm incredibly cynical. I ... NIGEL COLE I've always had a tomboy quality to me that I embrace and don't run away from. At the same t... JULIANNA MARGULIES I believe that I have such a vanilla life. JEN LANCASTER I believe that I have always told the truth. ADOLFO AGUILAR ZINSER As people, right now, we're so over-stimulated in this world that I don't know what I'd ... KATEE SACKHOFF I don't think I'm ever going to get to the point where people run across a freeway to take a... JAMES MCAVOY If you're trying to please everyone, then you're not going to make anything that is honestly... VIGGO MORTENSEN You don't get better as you get older in your career. It's not natural to have your best yea... DAVID ORTIZ You're always going to have people that are naysayers, that don't believe in your talent, th... VANESSA WILLIAMS I don't have a desire for material things. As long as I'm happy, I'm good, man. ASTRO Generally, speed skaters don't run that much. I'm a little bit of an exception in that I run... APOLO OHNO I want to let you in on a little secret: I don't always feel like I'm a success. That's ... JOYCE MEYER I have a skepticism toward romance. I believe that decency and companionship are, in the long run, m... EDITH PEARLMAN I don't really like to call myself a brand, and I don't like to think of myself as a brand. ... BEYONCE KNOWLES If studios don't get their money back, we don't have any movies. So it is important that fil... RIDLEY SCOTT I've learnt that you tend most to make a div of yourself when you're trying to cover up the ... CAITLIN MORAN If you don't read it, you don't know. I mean, that's why I have a PR team. They read it ... ANNE WOJCICKI Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea... DEYTH BANGER I don't want to run around and look at a shot through a monitor. That doesn't improve what I... JOHNNY DEPP This is my fundamental teaching: that there is no division between this and that. That is contained ... OSHO I don't believe making a movie accessible means you have to dumb them down. CHARLES ROVEN First, I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm a person. Then maybe I'll convince myself ... MARILYN MONROE I have a feeling that life as a billionaire in Silicon Valley is very different than the life that y... ALEC BERG I'm into clothes, but in a way that's related to wanting to walk into a film noir movie. You... MAUREEN DOWD I believe that you can always learn from observation. TAMARA TUNIE I do say things that I think will shock people. But I don't do things to shock people. I'm n... EMINEM I'm aware of the decisions I make and the responsibility I have as a role model. I wouldn't ... NAOMI SCOTT Frank called me one day and said, 'I have an idea for a movie, why don't you come over and I... JAMES STEWART So many times, people told me I can't do this or can't do that. My nature is that I don'... CHANTAL SUTHERLAND I don't believe in guilt; I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt... ANGELINA JOLIE I don't know if I'm so much fueled by trying to one-up myself so much as passionate about co... DEAN KARNAZES What attracts me to Bourne's world is that is a real world, and I think I'm most comfortable... PAUL GREENGRASS You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a bana... HARVEY KORMAN I'm not trying necessarily to become a movie star; that wouldn't be bad but that's not t... PHIL COLLINS I watched the guy that hits a home run, and he comes across the plate and he points skyward, like th... BOBBY KNIGHT I love the fact that little kids think I'm a witch. A mum might come over and say 'I'm s... NATALIA TENA I was so adamant about proving myself for so long and I've gotten to the point where I don't... MICHELLE BRANCH I don't believe in being mean to anyone. I'm a really peaceful person. That's something ... NICK CARTER Now, I'm an atheist. I really don't believe for a moment that our moral sense comes from a g... IAN MCEWAN I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I'm al... JEN LANCASTER It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel... KYRA SEDGWICK I like strong girls, as long as they don't get snappish. And furthermore I think it important th... JONATHAN BRANDIS My body doesn't have a lot of curves; I have small breasts, I don't have hips - so I'm n... SARA SAMPAIO I don't really consider myself an American filmmaker like, say, Ron Howard might be considered a... QUENTIN TARANTINO I love to eat and I don't believe in denying myself, so I have to work out. I'm not obsessed... AMBER ROSE I'm terrible at relationships. I consider myself to be smart and a good mother but it's take... SHEENA EASTON I always say that I don't believe I'm a chef. I try to be a storyteller. JOSE ANDRES I don't envision a very long life for myself. I think my life will run out before my work does. ... TOWNES VAN ZANDT
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