And I couldn't tell my mother to fuck off.I'd be killed.

Mum died at 85 in January,

A lot of people lacked that gift: knowing when to fuck off.

Thing is, we could discuss it out loud in front of the gentlemen over there, or you could get off my case and make a pleasant farewell. That is to say, fuck off.

There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: Smile,it can't be that bad! Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad.

I do not remember my mum at all,