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And if I have my choice between a pennant and a triple crown, I'll take the pennant every time.


Carl Yastrzemski

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And if I have my choice between a pennant and a triple crown, I'll take the pennant every time.
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W. P. KINSELLA I'd rather win a pennant than an Academy Award.
LARAINE DAY My idea of heaven is a pennant winner.
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SOURCE UNKNOWN Nobody ever won a pennant without a star shortstop.
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MIKE ROYKO I think we had the team to do this (win the pennant),
PAUL KONERKO Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.
SPARKY ANDERSON There will be a time when everyone on the team is going to contribute to winning a pennant.
JOE TORRE We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.
JIMMY PIERSALL It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder to lose one.
CHUCK TANNER Given a choice between my life and yours, I will choose mine. Every time. Without hesitation.
RAE CARSON I wasn't a rookie in pennant races, but I was a rookie calling the shots. The players made me look g...
PHIL GARNER I was surprised by that. I thought he did a real good job for us. And he had been in a pennant race ...
MARK LORETTA Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGEL If we're in [the pennant race], Rocket will be back. He can't just sit home and do nothing when he's...
CRAIG BIGGIO Fans all have their memories of pennant races, good memories, sick memories.
GEORGE VECSEY It's the first time we've gotten (the National League) pennant. Let's get the World Series at the sa...
ALAN ASHBY Everyone waited a long time for this. It's a great feeling to clinch the pennant here in this park a...
AKINOBU OKADA It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder to lose one.
CHUCK TANNER I don't believe a manager ever won a pennant. Casey Stengel won all those pennants with the Yank...
SPARKY ANDERSON I think I made it easy for Arsenal to get rid of me.
JERMAINE PENNANT [Quotable:] My first year in the big leagues was 1948, and the way we won the pennant, how easy it w...
ALVIN DARK When you're in the middle of a pennant race, you can't go up there thinking about home runs.
SAMMY SOSA Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGEL Ninety-nine percent of the time, when it comes down to it, if I have the choice between a great role...
MADELINE ZIMA We want to add an American League pennant... and to bring the World Series to Arlington.
TOM HICKS If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we t...
CASEY STENGEL The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next y...
WHITEY HERZOG I don't believe a manager ever won a pennant. Casey Stengel won all those pennants with the Yankees....
SPARKY ANDERSON I have as many pictures of my vocal cords as I do of my children. I have a great ear, nose and throa...
ANITA BAKER If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monoton...
MARILYN MONROE Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we are in a pennant race in th...
DUSTY BAKER That's the way Tito is. He believes that to win a pennant, it takes more than 25 guys and that you h...
ALEX CORA I feel positive about this team. These kids won titles as freshmen (frosh championship), sophomores ...
JEFF DONALDSON Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose w...
MIRA GRANT It's exciting to come in at this time of year and just be a part of (the pennant race). Basically, I...
CRAIG HANSEN People don't know this but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The t...
BOB UECKER I don't want to talk about my hitting. My job is to pitch a good ballgame every time out. The triple...
CARLOS ZAMBRANO When you're in the middle of a pennant race, you can't go up there thinking about home runs.
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ALEXANDRA PETRI I don't think a manager should be judged by whether he wins the pennant, but by whether he gets ...
CHUCK TANNER Every mind has a choice between truth and repose. Take which you please you can never have both.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON When I have time, I'll be a good girl and do my chores.
CAMILLA LUDDINGTON If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.
CASEY STENGEL I am a cross between Carl Perkins and Led Zeppelin.
RONNIE HAWKINS No. 1, these guys out here on this field. They keep my energy level up. They try hard, they don'...
FRANK ROBINSON Between Prince and my dad's fusion-jazz records, I didn't have a choice in being funky.
PATRICK STUMP The team that wins two-thirds of its one run games usually wins the pennant.
PETE ROSE If I just do it, it will take less time than telling someone what I'm thinking, and have them fr...
ISAAC MIZRAHI I'm a martial artist, and I don't train because I have a fight; I train because it's my ...
GEORGES ST-PIERRE I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We...
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. My earliest memories of going to Fenway with my father are a blur: many games, me too young to care,...
FRANCISCO GOLDMAN You take a triple crown guy off your team, you're going to feel the effects. Conversely, I think we'...
CORY ANDERSON I have kept a diary,
WITHNAIL AND I Baseball's Opening Day is full of time-honored traditions: the President throws out the first ba...
ROB SHEFFIELD I hoped they learned from playing in the pennant race, from coming back from where we did. They lear...
IVAN DEJESUS Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we are in a pennant race in the mi...
DUSTY BAKER I have a huge breakfast every morning because I never know if I'll have time for lunch, especial...
CONSTANCE JABLONSKI Everybody is talking about the Triple Crown, but I want to win the Open. That is my aim.
ADOLFO CAMBIASO If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.
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OMAR MINAYA Every two months, I'll get a trim, and every two years, I'll get a cut. And my night ritual ...
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DANA PERINO Don't believe those tales you hear about my being all-in. Wait until you see me in action for yo...
VIC WILLIS I'll take discrimination if it's in my favor!
CASEY WILSON I'll be a Quebecker-Canadian. I'm from Quebec, and every time I go to a country, I say that....
CELINE DION A-Rod don't want to be the straw that stirs the drink. He want to be known as a fair guy who goe...
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RILEY KEOUGH I said if I have a No. 1, I'll do a naked photo shoot! I'm not sure a lot of people would li...
OLLY MURS My first choice was to work it out with Larry Brown. I needed Larry and I gave him 50 million bucks....
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CARL PALADINO When the phonies are expelled from their leadership roles and the Republican Party backs a moderate ...
CARL PALADINO I bring values, resiliency, a thick skin, and I'm not afraid to be confrontational. I don't ...
CARL PALADINO No, I'm not politically correct. I never wanted to be, and I never will be.
CARL PALADINO People listen to me, and they hear about a government they want, a government... that will cut spend...
CARL PALADINO I don't have an endgame. My game is to take on any bad guys I see out there. And do the best I c...
CARL PALADINO I'm a very spontaneous person. If someone aggravates me, I'm going to go after them. I wake ...
CARL PALADINO I see a New York where people who are down on their luck can get back on the road to responsibility,...
CARL PALADINO I'm not - I'm not a person looking for money. I have no political ambitions whatsoever. I do...
CARL PALADINO I'm 64 years old and, yeah, I went through a transition in my life last year, with the death of ...
CARL PALADINO My feelings on homosexuality are unequivocal. I have absolutely no problem with it whatsoever. My on...
CARL PALADINO We're going to restructure the state government into a government that's responsive to the n...
CARL PALADINO People are really upside down. They want a government they can trust. They want one that's not g...
CARL PALADINO We are angry about paying the highest income taxes and property taxes in the nation and getting less...
CARL PALADINO I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting...
CARL PALADINO I see a New York that is once again the empire state.
CARL PALADINO The death of my kid made me a stronger person. There's no end to what I'm willing to do.
CARL PALADINO I want everyone in the Republican party who opposed me to know this: you are welcome to join this pe...
CARL PALADINO I believe in the American Dream because I have lived the American Dream.
CARL PALADINO Since the beginning of time, children have not liked to study. They would much rather play, and if y...
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