And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep.

And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep.

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine.

There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state?