And it wouldn't be a Desperate Housewives game if you couldn't try to steal a neighbor's husband, too.

Desperate Housewives'

Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives.

I suppose we could analyze the game. But more than likely we'll interview the 'Desperate Housewives' cast during the first half, then stage a round of 'Dancing With The Stars' in the north end zone during second-half timeouts.

While I was doing 'Desperate Housewives,' I actually watched it from the beginning.