And the bar tender says to Renee Descartes, "Another beer?" And Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine

You can try something without having to buy a full bottle, and (young consumers) are used to drinking beer or flavored malt beverages out of the bottle, ... It's really a natural way for them to enter the category.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.