And we realized it was time to do a show underwater. Magic needs a good head-soaking.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.